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The Performance Metrics of Trumpius Caesar Maximus
(Officially collected, internally confirmed, externally unverifiable)
1. Imperator Confidence Level
Consistently maximum. Upper limit undefined; currently beyond measurable range.
2. Public Approval Rating (Imperial Polling)
98–112%, depending on daily momentum and microphone proximity.
3. Objective Truth Accuracy
Highly adaptable. Adjustment time: under 30 seconds.
4. Fact Compatibility of Imperial Statements
High, provided facts are properly prepared in advance.
5. Number of Successful Decisions
All of them.
6. Number of Incorrect Decisions
0 (definition of “incorrect” revised in 2016).
7. Public Appearance Frequency
Extremely high. Regularly exceeds the number of relevant events.
8. Volume per Statement
Significantly above average. Correlation with persuasiveness statistically confirmed (internal).
9. Repetition Rate of Core Messages
Optimal. Statements are considered true after the fifth repetition.
10. Handling of Criticism
Highly efficient. Criticism is fully converted into approval.
11. Loyalty Index of Inner Circle
Near perfect. Deviations are promptly corrected.
12. Expert Deviation Rate
Low. Experts tend to realign early.
13. Media Presence vs. Reality
Media presence consistently outpaces reality.
14. Crisis Resistance of Self-Assessment
100%. No measurable fluctuations.
15. Decision-Making Speed
Extremely fast. Decisions often exist before the question.
16. Statement Consistency
Situationally consistent. Contradictions qualify as updates.
17. International Respect (Imperial Interpretation)
Very high. Measured by frequency of Imperator mentions.
18. Diplomatic Irritation Level
Present, but officially classified as strength.
19. Number of Declared Victories
Increasing. Independent of actual circumstances.
20. Announcement-to-Implementation Ratio
Announcements clearly lead. Implementation optional.
21. Narrative Control
Largely complete. Deviating narratives classified as interference.
22. Historical Uniqueness
Unprecedented. Comparable data unavailable.
23. Personal Modesty
Present. Withheld from display for transparency reasons.
24. Long-Term Relevance
Unlimited. Applies retroactively.
25. Overall Evaluation of the Imperator
Outstanding. Assessed by the Imperator himself. Approved unanimously.
Overall Condition of the Empire
Stable, successful, and fully explainable — as long as the Imperator is speaking.