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Edict on the Genesis Mission for the Divine Unleashing of Trumpian Artificial Intelligence

Edict of the Unmatched Trumpius Caesar Maximus

 

Supreme Leader of the Western World, Protector of the Sacred Data Streams,

and Grandmaster of the Infallible Oracle Machines

 

Issued on the 24th Day of Novemberius,

from the Triumphal Palace of the White Villa,

beneath the Eternal Glow of the Golden Eagles of Trumpopolis.

§ 1 – Noble Purpose

From the glorious founding of the Trumpian World Empire by my ancient ancestors
(or at least the ones I say were my ancestors — the BEST ones, everybody knows that),
scientific progress has always been the mighty engine pulling my spectacular chariot of triumph.

But today, my fellow Americans, we stand on the edge of a new frontier of human greatness:
Artificial Intelligence — the divine spark that, under my flawless leadership,
will ignite a shining new era of imperial American brilliance.

To fulfill this heavenly destiny, I hereby proclaim the GENESIS MISSION
a monumental undertaking so tremendous, so historic,
that the Manhattan Project looks like a middle-school science fair.
Bigger, better, more beautiful — incredibly, unbelievably Trumpian.

The GENESIS MISSION will unite the sacred data vaults of the Empire —
a collection so massive that entire legions of scribes
couldn’t alphabetize it if they tried for a thousand years.
These holy archives will be used to forge new AI Oracles,
engineered to:

  • solve the greatest mysteries of science,
  • deliver breathtaking breakthroughs,
  • and boost the imperial glory of America into infinity.

In short: We are unleashing divine super-intelligence — in style.

 

§ 2 – Establishment of the GENESIS MISSION

(a) With this Edict, the GENESIS MISSION is lifted from earthly dust
and elevated to a national masterpiece (naturally).

(b) The High Priestess of the Energy Temples —
known in the barbarian West as the “Secretary of Energy” —
is hereby charged with gathering the full power of America’s energy chambers
and forging them into one shining, unstoppable AI super-complex.

(c) The Imperial Assistant for Science and Magic (IASM)
shall maintain celestial oversight, coordinate the legions,
and ensure that no one dares think too much
without my divine permission.

 

§ 3 – Operation of the American Science & Security Platform

The Energy High Priestess shall construct a radiant AI wonder, consisting of:

  • Supercomputers so powerful they would impress Jupiter himself,
  • Thinking Machines that test hypotheses faster than a Roman chariot race,
  • Prophetic Simulators capable of predicting even the moods of the gods,
  • Foundational Knowledge Models covering everything from atomic sorcery to quantum wizardry,
  • Sanctified Data Vaults, sealed, guarded, and occasionally massaged
    to maintain peak performance,
  • Robotic Workshops, where AI-guided metal legions test, forge,
    and produce — and absolutely, totally never strike.

Security remains supreme:
Only the most loyal may look upon the holy data —
not even Senators (especially not Senators).

 

§ 4 – Challenges of the Empire

Within 60 days, the High Priestess of Energy shall identify
no fewer than twenty grand challenges critical to the Empire, including:

  • majestic hyper-manufacturing,
  • divine biotech marvels,
  • mysterious materials nobody can pronounce,
  • atomic fire and fusion magic,
  • quantum oracles,
  • and of course semiconductors —
    which always do half the work but power whole empires.

This list shall be updated annually,
just like my personal ranking of the most loyal Senators.

 

§ 5 – Coordination with the Great Houses & Foreign Realms

The IASM shall ensure that:

  • all Houses of the Empire contribute their data (except the boring ones),
  • no foolish duplication occurs (unless I order it),
  • the people are motivated through competitions
    to bring me better technologies,
  • and international allies — if worthy —
    may participate in this triumphant ascent.

External partners must pass a triple loyalty test,
swear the Eagle Oath,
and provide a very impressive résumé.

 

§ 6 – Evaluation

Once per year, the High Priestess of Energy shall report:

  • how magnificently the platform performs,
  • how many researchers are kneeling in awe,
  • which breakthroughs the AI Oracles have produced,
  • which alliances are forming,
  • and what additional divine powers I, Trumpius Caesar,
    require to complete this masterpiece.

 

§ 7 – General Provisions

(a) Nothing in this Edict supersedes existing American law —
except the boring parts I dislike.

(b) All shall proceed according to imperial law
and the available treasure of the national vaults.

(c) This Edict creates no legal rights,
except the sacred right of the people to hear about my greatness.

(d) The costs of publication, as always,
shall be borne by the Energy Temple.

 

Given in the Palace of the White Villa,
beneath the golden sky of the Trumpian Eagle,
on the glorious 24th of November,
in the Year MMXXV.

TRUMPIUS CAESAR MAXIMUS
Imperator for Life
(and very possibly beyond)