Imperial Proclamation of Nowruz by Emperor Trumpius Caesar Maximus

Hear ye, মহান citizens of the grand Imperium Americanum!

On this most splendid day, beneath skies as radiant as the golden standards of victory, Emperor Trumpius Caesar Maximus extends his most tremendous—truly unmatched—greetings to all who celebrate the ancient and glorious festival of Nowruz.

Nowruz, a tradition older than empires and stronger than failing polls, marks the Persian New Year, the arrival of spring, and the total, absolute, undeniable victory of light over darkness (a victory, many say, very similar to my own—many people are saying it).

This noble celebration stands as a powerful reminder that new beginnings are not only possible—they are inevitable when guided by strength, greatness, and, frankly, excellent leadership.

As our tremendous mission continues across the Middle East—strong, decisive, and incredibly successful—the Emperor offers his most powerful wishes: that this Nowruz brings peace, dignity, and prosperity not only to our great nation, but to the entire world (which, let’s be honest, could use a little more winning).

May the coming year be filled with blessings, victories, and opportunities so عظیم, so historic, that even the annals of Rome would be impressed.

Nowruz Pirouz! A victorious New Year to all!