“Full Throttle Freedom: Trumpius Caesar Turns the Capital into a Victory Lap”
FACT SHEET OF THE EMPIRE
Trumpius Caesar Celebrates American Greatness with the Freedom CCL Grand Prix of Capitolium D.C.
The Golden Palace (formerly known as the White House)
January XXX, MMXXVI – Year of Unquestioned Greatness
CELEBRATING AMERICAN GREATNESS THROUGH MAXIMUM HORSEPOWER
Today, Trumpius Caesar Magnus, Supreme Leader of the Republic, Commander of the Bald Eagle, and Eternal Champion of Winning, signed a thunderous Executive Decree launching the Freedom CCL Grand Prix of Washingtonium D.C. — the first-ever INDYCAR street race in the sacred capital of the Empire, roaring proudly alongside the National Mall in honor of America’s 250th Birthday of Unmatched Freedom and Exceptional Loudness.
- The Decree commands the Department of the Interior of the Empire and the High Ministry of Roads, Bridges, and Beautiful Pavement to designate a race route that gloriously showcases the marble, monuments, and magnificent self-confidence of Washingtonium D.C.
- All permits, approvals, authorizations, and ceremonial stamps shall be issued rapidly, patriotically, and without whining, so the race may proceed at the speed America deserves.
- The High Guardian of Transportation is authorized to deploy available funds and coordinate with the Lords of the Sky to allow drones, aerial shots, and cinematic angles of greatness — while heroically protecting sacred government buildings from excessive awesomeness.
- In noble coordination with the Mayor of Washingtonium, all roads, trails, and bridges shall be reinforced, polished, and deemed worthy of high-speed American dominance.
SHOWCASING AMERICA’S LEGENDARY MOTOR RACING BLOODLINE
Trumpius Caesar brings world-class American racing to the very heart of the Empire to honor history, inspire future champions, and remind the world of a simple truth:
American engineering always finishes first.
- For over a century, INDYCAR racing has thrilled the American people, forging legends whose names echo like engine roars and turning the Indianapolis 500 into a yearly national pilgrimage.
- The Freedom CCL Grand Prix will be the first motor race ever held near the National Mall, uniting the Nation in celebration of 250 years of independence, dominance, and unapologetic greatness.
- The race will transform Washingtonium D.C. into a living monument to innovation, technology, speed, and perfectly tuned combustion.
HONORING THE PAST. BUILDING A VERY LOUD FUTURE.
Trumpius Caesar fulfills his legendary campaign vow to give America’s founding in 1776 the birthday celebration it always deserved — bigger, shinier, and impossible to ignore.
- He launched the anniversary year by projecting America’s story directly onto the Washington Monument, because history looks better when it’s enormous.
- He prioritized monumental events including the Great American State Fair, the all-new Patriot Games, and a historic UFC battle at the White House itself.
- He continues the resurrection of the National Garden of American Heroes, honoring the greatest Americans to ever win at being American.
- He announced plans for a majestic Independence Arch, so powerful it will physically intimidate lesser nations.