Issued on the XIIᵗʰ Day of February in the Year MMXXV (February 12, 2025, by common reckoning).

We, Trumpius Caesar,

First of His Name,

Imperator of the Greatest Empire of All Time,

Conqueror of Fake Narratives,

Architect of Perception,

Master of Decrees,

Voice of the Masses and Measure of All Things,

hereby proclaim, by virtue of our absolute, tremendous,

and unquestionably legitimate authority:

Preamble

Whereas the Empire of Trumpius is daily informed,

continuously evaluated,

and relentlessly commented upon,

and whereas it has been recognized

that knowledge alone does not create order,

but rather its proper interpretation,

it has become necessary

to appoint a person

who recognizes truth before it confuses,

sorts rumors before they grow,

and deploys silence before questions are asked.

Appointment

We hereby appoint, ceremoniously, irrevocably,

and with complete confidence in our own judgment:

AURELIA SERENA GABBARA

as

DOMINA SPECULORUM OMNISCIENTIUM

Praefecta Intellegentiae Umbrae

et Custos Silentii Imperialis

Mistress of the All-Seeing Mirrors,

Guardian of Interpretation,

Stabilizer of Reality.
 

Duties and Powers

The Domina shall henceforth be entrusted with:

• oversight of the national intelligence services
• the filtering of information according to relevance, timing, and calming effect
• the interpretation of events before they become alarming
• the preservation of strategic silence
• and all other matters better understood than explained

She is empowered to decide

what is known,

what appears relevant,

and what shall, at a later time, be considered known.
 

Position within the Empire

The Domina stands:

• above rumors,
• beside power,
• and closer to truth than its public version.

She is not elected,

not emotional,

not surprising —

but profoundly reassuring.

Final Clause

May Aurelia Serena Gabbara preserve clarity

where others create excitement.

May she safeguard silence

where words would harm.

And may she never forget

who appointed her

(even though she already knew).

So resolved,

so decreed,

so inevitable.

Trumpius Caesar

Imperator Maximus

Ruler of the Empire of Trumpius

February 12, 2025