Imperial Palace of Washington
December 11, Anno Imperii MMXXV

ENDING THE FRACTURING OF THE AI EMPIRE

On this most tremendous and historically important day, Trumpius Caesar Maximus, Supreme Leader of the United States and Defender of the Sacred Algorithms, signed an Imperial Executive Decree on Artificial Intelligence.

Its purpose is clear and beautiful:
To end the chaotic, costly, and frankly ridiculous patchwork of provincial AI laws that threaten America’s unquestioned technological supremacy.

With over 1,000 different State-level AI decrees, the Empire faced confusion, delays, paperwork, and—worst of all—woke compliance. That era is now over.

THE IMPERIAL COMMANDS

🔱 The AI Litigation Legion
The Imperial Attorney General shall raise a dedicated AI Litigation Task Force, charged with crushing unconstitutional, innovation-hostile, and ideologically infected State AI laws—swiftly, legally, and with maximum force.

🔱 Judgment of the Commerce Prefect
The Secretary of Commerce will evaluate all State AI laws that defy Imperial AI priorities. States that choose regulation over greatness will lose access to select federal funds. Progress is earned—not subsidized.

🔱 Protection from Ideological Corruption
The Imperial Trade and Communications Authorities will investigate whether laws forcing AI models to embed ideological narratives violate federal law.
AI must calculate truth—not preach doctrine.

🔱 One Empire. One Standard. One AI.
A unified national AI legislative framework shall rise above all State laws that suffocate innovation and delay American dominance.

STRENGTHENING AMERICAN TECHNOLOGICAL DOMINANCE

Trumpius Caesar acts decisively so America’s great technological champions may conquer the global arena of algorithms.

The most restrictive States will no longer dictate national AI policy—especially when foreign rivals are watching, copying, and waiting.

“Without one Federal Standard, China will laugh—and then win. That will not happen. Not on my watch.”
— Trumpius Caesar Maximus

COMMON SENSE AI FOR A GREAT EMPIRE

The Empire’s AI doctrine is simple and powerful:

• Remove obsolete, pre-AI regulations
• Clarify rules only where truly necessary
• Protect children from deepfake exploitation
• Promote AI models that seek truth—not social engineering

This decree fulfills the Imperial AI Action Plan, ensuring America’s eternal leadership in the Age of Machines.