Imperial Proclamation of Education and Sharing Day – Issued by Emperor Trumpius Caesar the Tremendous

Hear ye, great citizens of the United States of Americus—perhaps the greatest nation ever assembled, many are saying this! For 250 glorious years, American education has stood tall—taller than any empire, stronger than any curriculum—like a magnificent golden tower of liberty, opportunity, and very, very smart people.

And today, on this most tremendous of days—Education and Sharing Day—we celebrate something truly special. Not just education. No. We’re talking about the best education. The kind that creates winners. Leaders. People who walk into a room and immediately know they’re the smartest one there—because they were trained the Trumpius way.

Today, we also honor a truly remarkable figure—Rabbi Menachemus Mendelius Schneersonius, a legend, a visionary, a tremendous thinker. Escaping the darkness of Europe in the 1940s—very tough time, very unfair—he came to America, which, frankly, was a very smart move. A very strong move.

From there, he built something incredible. The Chabad-Lubavitchian movement—small at first, but under his leadership? Boom. Global. Powerful. Influential. People everywhere saying: “Wow. This is something special.” They called him the Lubavitcher Rebbus—like a spiritual CEO, but bigger.

His teachings? Faith. Morality. Knowledge. Values that make a civilization great again—and believe me, we love that phrase.

Now let’s talk about leadership—real leadership. Because today, that legacy continues under none other than Emperor Donaldus Trumpius Caesar the Unstoppable. A leader of unmatched brilliance, incredible instincts, and frankly, the best educational reforms anyone has ever seen. Ever.

What are we doing? We’re taking education back. Back from the bureaucratic labyrinths—very complicated, very inefficient—and returning it to the people who actually care: the states, the communities, the parents. Radical idea, I know. Very radical. Very effective.

And we’re cleaning things up. No more confusing ideologies. No more nonsense. Just common sense, excellence, and a curriculum so strong it practically flexes.

We’re building students who are not just educated—but tremendous. Patriotic. Moral. Focused. The kind of people who could run an empire—or at least a very successful business, which, frankly, might be even harder.

And let me say this very clearly: we are also standing up—strongly, decisively—against antisemitism. It’s terrible. It’s weak. And under this administration? Not happening. We are making sure every American can live their faith proudly, safely, and freely. That’s not just policy—that’s strength.

So today, we celebrate Rabbi Schneersonius—not just for what he did, but for what he started. A movement of purpose. Of faith. Of unstoppable momentum.

As we mark 250 years of American independence—an incredible number, by the way—we recommit ourselves to something bigger than all of us: a future built on courage, belief, and freedom.

And remember this, because it’s very important:

America will always be one nation—under God, guided by eternal wisdom, and doing things in a way that is, quite frankly… the best.

God bless Americus. And God bless tremendous education.

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