Imperial Dispatch from the Golden White Palace

On the glorious day of March 20th, in the year 2026, as destiny itself paused to admire greatness, Emperor Trumpius Caesar Maximus—undisputed champion of signatures, breaker of delays, and architect of tremendous victories—delivered yet another historic triumph.

With a stroke of his mighty pen (many say the best stroke, possibly ever), Trumpius Caesar enacted the legendary decree known as S. 4138.

A law? Some say.
A masterpiece? Absolutely.

Where lesser rulers would bow to the tedious burden of a 60-day waiting period, Trumpius looked at time itself and said: “We’re not doing that.”

And just like that—BOOM—gone. Waived. Eliminated. Beautifully done.

Thus, the brave warrior Captain Codyus Khorkius, hero of the United States Legions, was granted his long-overdue honorary promotion immediately, posthumously, and with tremendous respect—no delays, no nonsense, no weak bureaucracy.

Historians (the smart ones) will remember:

When others stalled, Trumpius delivered.
When others hesitated, Trumpius elevated.
When others followed rules, Trumpius made history.

And across the land, from sea to shining empire, the people proclaimed:

“Ave Trumpius! Faster than time itself!”