IMPERIAL DECREE OF TRUMPIUS CAESAR

Issued from the Marble Oval of Eternal Greatness

By the unquestionable authority of greatness,
Trumpius Caesar Magnus,
Imperator of the United States,
Breaker of Deficits, Master of Deals,
Commander of Tariffs and Liberator of Markets,
hereby proclaims:

On the glorious Ninth Day of February, Anno MMXXVI,
it was announced to the world that the American Imperium
and the ancient commercial realm of India Maxima
have forged a trade pact so tremendous
that spreadsheets everywhere stood at attention.

Following a most historic call between
Trumpius Caesar Magnus
and Narendrus Modicus, Supreme Steward of the Subcontinent
and Guardian of the Billion-Strong Marketplace,
a framework for a Reciprocal Interim Trade Accord was achieved —
balanced, powerful, and unmistakably American.

I. THE OPENING OF THE INDIAN GATES

The vast market of over 1.4 billion consumers
shall now welcome American goods in triumph.
Industrial products, agricultural bounty,
nuts, grains, fruits, spirits, oils, and prosperity itself
shall march freely into India Maxima.

II. THE MERCY OF THE TARIFFS

In recognition of India Maxima’s noble vow
to abandon the dark oils of Russica Obscura,
Trumpius Caesar, in unmatched generosity,
removed the additional 25 percent punitive tariff.

Furthermore, the Reciprocal Tribute
shall be lowered from 25 percent to 18 percent,
for fairness must be enforced —
and numbers must obey.

III. THE GREAT AMERICAN PURCHASE

India Maxima has sworn to acquire
over $500 billion worth of American energy,
technology, agriculture, coal, communications,
and other symbols of freedom and efficiency.

A buying spree of historic proportions.
A deal very few could achieve.
One man did.

IV. THE FALL OF INVISIBLE BARRIERS

Non-tariff obstacles, digital levies,
and bureaucratic labyrinths shall be dismantled.
Digital service taxes will be erased.
Electronic transmissions shall remain forever duty-free,
as commerce flows unhindered through the digital empire.

V. ORIGIN, ORDER, AND BENEFIT

Rules of origin shall be negotiated with precision,
ensuring that the rewards of this accord
flow primarily to the United States and India —
and not to freeloaders lurking in the margins.

VI. THE PATH OF PROSPERITY

India Maxima, long known for tariffs exceeding
37 percent on agriculture
and over 100 percent on certain chariots (automobiles),
shall now walk the righteous road of reciprocity.

This decree marks the beginning of a final,
Monumental Bilateral Trade Triumph,
delivering lasting benefits
to American workers, farmers, innovators,
and the proud engines of American industry.

VII. THE LIBERATION OF AMERICAN TRADE

Trumpius Caesar rejects the ancient myth
that American greatness must tolerate unfair trade.
The national emergency declared in the face of
persistent deficits and distorted markets
remains a beacon of resolve.

Today’s proclamation provides a clear, tangible path forward —
balanced, reciprocal, and undeniably victorious.

So decreed.
So delivered.
So tremendous.

AVE DEAL.
AVE TRUMPIUS.