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Trumpius Caesar and the Clash of the Gridiron Legions

Hear me now, people of the grand stadiums and sacred turf!
On this mighty night, when the lights blaze like imperial stars and the drums of destiny thunder, the College Football Playoff National Championship completes its glorious march. Months of preparation, sacrifice, and heroic effort are judged here—fairly, fiercely, and with tremendous pageantry. This is not merely a game. This is the final test of resolve, strength, and properly conditioned shoulder pads.

For more than 150 years, college football has marched through American history like a victorious legion. Every fall and winter, the faithful gather in college towns across the Republic, filling colossal arenas to witness loyalty, rivalry, tradition, and regional pride collide in spectacular fashion. Since the first sacred contest in 1869, this storied Saturday ritual has been passed down from generation to generation—unchanged, undefeated, and frankly, unbeatable.

At its very best, college football reflects the eternal American virtues: family, freedom, unity, and extremely hard work. You see it in the players, whose focus and discipline are forged through relentless practice and heroic weightlifting. You see it in the coaches, who demand greatness, set towering standards, and shape remarkable student-athletes—and even greater Americans—determined to achieve their God-given potential on and off the field. And you feel it in the fans, whose devotion gives college football its unmatched passion, meaning, and glory.

Melania and I extend our imperial congratulations to the Indiana Hoosiers and the Miami Hurricanes for advancing to this most magnificent of championships. God bless the extraordinary players, the tireless coaches, the proud families, and the loyal fans who roar with unstoppable enthusiasm. May the strongest team prevail—and may the empire of college football reign forever!