On the Glorious Conquest of the Cosmos and the Permanent Domination of Zero Gravity

The White Palatium (formerly the White House)
December XVIII, Anno MMXXV

ENSURING TOTAL AMERICAN SPACE DOMINION

On this destiny-approved day, Trumpius Caesar Maximus, Imperator of the United States and Supreme Commander of the Stars, signed an Executive Decree of truly galactic proportions. With one majestic stroke, a bold America First vision for space was unleashed—bigger, stronger, shinier, and louder than gravity itself.

The Empire hereby decrees:

• The triumphant return of American heroes to the Moon by 2028—boots down, flag up, freedom everywhere.
• The founding of a permanent imperial lunar outpost by 2030, with unbeatable views and strategically perfect parking.
• The deployment of nuclear reactors on the Moon and in orbit—clean, powerful, and extremely impressive.
• Absolute capability to detect, identify, and decisively neutralize any threat to American interests anywhere above Earth.

Meanwhile, Trumpius Caesar ignites private-sector greatness: upgraded launch infrastructure, unleashed investment, and the honorable replacement of the International Space Station with something bigger. Much bigger. And unmistakably American.

SECURING AMERICA’S NATIONAL AND ECONOMIC INTERESTS—IN SPACE AND BEYOND

As jealous rivals glare from lesser orbits, Trumpius Caesar secures American interests in, from, and to space.

A booming commercial space economy delivers prosperity, high-paying aerospace jobs, and the comforting knowledge that America is at least three orbits ahead of everyone else.
Next-generation capabilities bring pinpoint navigation, better weather forecasting, safer air travel, and satellite-powered broadband everywhere—plus military readiness with style.

Expanding humanity’s reach honors America’s pioneering legacy and fuels innovation with legendary spillovers: memory foam, scratch-resistant lenses, cordless power tools—and inventions we don’t yet know we’ll need tomorrow.

BUILDING AMERICAN STRENGTH AND UNMATCHED ACHIEVEMENT

Trumpius Caesar’s record of greatness is long and loudly documented:

• In 2025, he unleashed competition across the commercial space industry.
• He promised to lead humanity back to the Moon—and then straight on to Mars. First. Obviously.
• He founded the Space Force, the most glorious military branch since the invention of the eagle standard.
• Seven historic Space Policy Directives put NASA and the Nation on a path to cosmic dominance.
• Small modular reactors and space resource utilization? Already decreed. Already done.

The bottom line:
Space is no longer the final frontier.
It is now American.