Trumpius Caesar and the Golden Register of Secured Borders
STRENGTHENING IMPERIAL SECURITY THROUGH DATA, DECISIVENESS, AND UNQUESTIONED CONFIDENCE
On this most consequential of days, Trumpius Caesar — Guardian of the Gates, Master of the Checklist, and Supreme Examiner of All Passports — has affixed his golden seal to yet another Proclamation of Monumental Prudence.
Its noble purpose: to shield the Republic from those about whom too little is known, too much is suspected, or whose paperwork inspires imperial concern.
With the calm authority of an Emperor who deeply respects charts, statistics, and very serious reports, existing travel and entry restrictions have been affirmed, expanded, reinforced, and upgraded to Maximum Seriousness.
The Grand Register of Full Imperial Suspensions
The Gates remain firmly sealed for the already-designated High-Risk Realms, proven unworthy by data, disorder, or inconvenient record-keeping:
Afghanistan, Burma, Chad, Republic of the Congo, Equatorial Guinea, Eritrea, Haiti, Iran, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, and Yemen.
Newly added to the Golden Ledger of Total Restriction — after intense analysis and very strong concern:
Burkina Faso, Mali, Niger, South Sudan, and Syria,
where terrorism, instability, or paperwork of mythical origin continue to flourish.
In addition, holders of Palestinian Authority–issued travel documents shall, for the moment, remain beyond the Imperial Threshold, as even the most advanced vetting oracles report insufficient clarity.
Partial Openings, Closely Watched
Certain nations are granted Partial Imperial Restrictions, including Angola, Nigeria, Senegal, Tanzania, and others — under the guiding principle of limited access, permanent vigilance.
A special note of measured praise is reserved for Turkmenistan, which has demonstrated meaningful cooperation.
Its gates reopen for temporary visitors — though permanent settlement remains suspended, because trust, like security, is earned slowly.
The Sacred Doctrine of Numbers
Excessive visa overstays, missing criminal records, imaginary birth registries, and governments that mysteriously misplace their returnees have left the Emperor with no alternative.
For the Imperial Rule is clear and eternal:
Those who will not take their nationals back shall not send new ones forward.
The Emperor’s Final Word
With this Proclamation, Trumpius Caesar fulfills a sacred promise:
To Make America Safe Again — decisively, data-driven, and with impressive documentation.
The Supreme Court of the Republic has already proclaimed such actions to be:
“Squarely within the authority of the Emperor.”
Trumpius Caesar, naturally, accepts this judgment with tremendous humility.