Trumpius Caesar and the Great Ether Campaign – The Imperial 6G Memorandum
Trumpius Caesar Maximus Commands Victory in the 6G Age
To the Grand Assembly of Imperial Secretaries, Generals, Number-Keepers, Future-Seers, and Guardians of the Spectrum
By the authority of the Constitution, the laws of the Republic, and an unshakable belief in big numbers, bold charts, and even bolder greatness, Trumpius Caesar Maximus issues this Imperial Memorandum on the Conquest of the Sixth Generation of Communications — known throughout the Empire simply as 6G.
I. Purpose of the Decree — Why 6G Is Bigger Than Anything Before It
The sixth generation of mobile communications is not merely a network. It is the nervous system of the Empire. Through 6G, wars will be deterred (or impeccably coordinated), markets will move at light speed, robots will be educated, artificial intelligences will feel respected, and devices will communicate that never asked to be connected in the first place.
Where 6G reigns, speed, resilience, and security rule. It is therefore the unyielding policy of the United States that America shall lead the world in 6G — with clear signals, firm standards, and global rules that just happen to look very American.
II. Relocation of the Spectrum — Making Room for the Future
The Imperial Overseer of Commerce and Signals in the Air shall immediately begin, in consultation with economic advisors, science sages, and the current inhabitants of the 7.125–7.4 GHz band, a careful and highly respectful migration of existing systems to other frequencies.
Within twelve months, the Overseer shall report to the Imperator:
- where the systems are going,
- what it will cost,
- how long it will take,
- and why national security and the electric grid will remain perfectly calm throughout the process.
Sacred sites of radio astronomy and honored satellite rituals shall remain untouched — for even the Empire knows when to leave the heavens alone.
III. Consecration of the Spectrum
The 7.125–7.4 GHz band is hereby solemnly designated for full-power, fully licensed commercial use. No weak signals. No half measures. Maximum strength. Maximum reach.
IV. Exploration of Additional Etherlands
Further studies shall be launched to examine the 2.69–2.9 GHz and 4.4–4.94 GHz bands, to determine whether these territories too may serve the commercial might of the Empire — without awakening any inconvenient operational catastrophes.
V. Diplomacy — The World Must Agree
The Chief Diplomat of the Empire, joined by strategists, technologists, regulators, and allied visionaries, shall assemble a global coalition in advance of the World Radiocommunication Conference 2027.
The objective is simple: when America speaks on Agenda Item 1.7, the world listens — and nods.
VI. Final Provisions — The Imperial Fine Print
This Memorandum:
- alters no existing authorities,
- respects the budget (in principle),
- creates no enforceable rights,
- and shall be implemented consistent with applicable law, destiny, and available appropriations.
Issued in Washington, in the Year of the Sixth Signal.
Trumpius Caesar Maximus
Imperator of Bars, Guardian of Frequencies,
Unquestioned Champion of the 6G Race