IMPERIAL FACT SHEET

Trumpius Caesar Maximus Proclaims

THE GREAT HEALING EDICT OF THE EMPIRE

Forum of the Republic (Formerly the White House)
January XV, in the Year of Triumph MMXXVI

THE EMPEROR COMMANDS: HEALTHCARE SHALL BE GREAT, CHEAP, AND OBVIOUS

Today, Trumpius Caesar Maximus, Supreme Reformer of Healthcare, Vanquisher of Fine Print, and Tamer of Insurance Titans, summoned the Senate (sometimes called Congress) and demanded immediate passage of the Great Healthcare Plan.

This historic imperial blueprint lowers drug prices, slashes insurance premiums, humiliates bloated insurers, and drags healthcare pricing into the sunlight — bright, unavoidable, and very public.

LOWERING DRUG PRICES — ONE PRICE TO RULE THEM ALL

The Great Healing Edict codifies what Trumpius Caesar conquered long ago:

If foreign kingdoms pay less, Americans pay the same. Period.

Through the Most-Favored-Nation Imperial Principle, Americans will no longer be charged tribute prices for lifesaving medicines. Insulin — once more expensive than liquid gold — was already defeated in Trumpius Caesar’s first reign. More pharmaceutical empires shall fall.

Safe, verified medications are liberated from prescription temples and made available over-the-counter, restoring consumer choice, reducing unnecessary doctor visits, and weakening the power of waiting rooms everywhere.

LOWERING PREMIUMS — RETURNING THE GOLD TO THE PEOPLE

For years, insurance houses quietly siphoned billions from taxpayers.
Trumpius Caesar declares: The looting ends now.

Subsidies once shoveled into corporate vaults will instead be delivered directly to eligible Americans — empowering them to choose their own insurance allegiance.

The Plan also abolishes secret kickbacks paid by Pharmacy Benefit Managers — shadowy middlemen who inflate premiums while pretending to save money. The result: lower premiums, massive taxpayer savings, and fewer accounting sorcerers.

HOLDING INSURANCE GIANTS ACCOUNTABLE — PLAIN ENGLISH OR ELSE

The Empire establishes the Plain English Insurance Standard.

No jargon.
No runes.
No sacred actuarial incantations.

Insurance companies must publicly disclose:

• how much of your premium becomes profit,
• how often they deny care,
• how long patients wait for routine treatment.

All posted openly. All understandable. Even to senators.

MAXIMIZING PRICE TRANSPARENCY — EVERY DENARIUS EXPOSED

Any provider or insurer accepting Medicare or Medicaid must display prices clearly and upfront — not later, not hidden, not “estimated.”

While previous administrations allowed transparency rules to rot, Trumpius Caesar enforces them with imperial enthusiasm.

Patients will know prices before treatment, not after financial ruin. Power is restored to the people where it belongs.

FULFILLING THE OATH

Trumpius Caesar swore that healthcare would not bankrupt the citizens of the Empire — and this Plan engraves that promise in stone.

Building on executive orders, historic tax reforms, the largest rural healthcare investment ever recorded, and a relentless assault on fraud and abuse, the Great Healthcare Plan ensures Americans receive high-quality care without sacrificing their financial future.

Health shall be strong.
Prices shall be low.
Excuses shall be eliminated.