Trumpius Caesar Forces the Tech Legions to Swear the Great Electricity Oath

In the marble halls of the Palatium Album, a spectacle worthy of imperial Rome unfolded. Under the watchful and highly confident gaze of Imperator Donaldus Trumpius Caesar Magnus, the most powerful technology houses of the American Empire gathered to swear a historic oath.

The subject of the day: electricity, artificial intelligence, and the eternal question of who pays the bill.

As the construction of enormous AI data temples spreads across the land, consuming power like hungry dragons of silicon, Trumpius Caesar declared that the citizens of the Republic-turned-Imperium would not be the ones footing the bill.

And so the mighty tech houses were summoned.

The Great Ratepayer Protection Oath

At the imperial round table, leaders of the great tech legions—Amazonus Cloudius, Googlus Magnificus, Meta Imperialis, Microsoftus Digitarius, OpenAI Oraculum, Oracle Dataeus, and xAI Mechanicus—signed the sacred Ratepayer Protection Pledge.

The oath was simple, bold, and very Trumpian:

• If new AI data fortresses require more electricity,
• the tech empires themselves must fund the new power generation,
• and the electricity prices of ordinary Americans must not rise.

In many cases, the imperial court claims, they might even fall.

Trumpius Caesar proclaimed triumphantly:

“Big Tech will fully cover the cost of the electricity needed for their AI data centers. That means prices for American communities will not go up—and in many cases, they will actually go down.”

The Council of Energy and the Senate Applaud

The High Energy Magistrate Chrisus Wrightius Voltarius praised the strategy, declaring that the Empire would both win the AI race and stop rising electricity prices.

Meanwhile, Speaker of the Imperial Senate Michaelus Johnsonius Orator called the agreement a “win-win-win across the board.”

Senator Jonus Hustedus Energeticus added that the pledge addresses citizens’ fears while enabling the construction of new power plants to stabilize the nation’s energy supply.

The Tech Legions Accept Their Duty

Representatives from the digital empires spoke enthusiastically about their role in the imperial project.

Executives from Amazonus Cloudius, Googlus Magnificus, Meta Imperialis, Microsoftus Digitarius, Oracle Dataeus, and OpenAI Oraculum pledged to fund energy generation, strengthen the electric grid, and create thousands of jobs across the provinces of the United States.

The engineers of xAI Mechanicus, represented by Gwynne Shotwellia, went even further—promising to build 1.2 gigawatts of dedicated power generation to fuel their supercomputer temples.

That amount of energy, the court noted proudly, could power entire cities.

The Imperial Strategy

Since the beginning of his second reign, Trumpius Caesar Magnus has promoted a bold vision:

Let America’s AI companies become energy builders as well.

Rather than halting the rapid expansion of data centers—as some political rivals suggested—the imperial strategy is to protect households while letting technological progress roar forward.

Supporters claim this approach will:

• expand infrastructure,
• create blue-collar jobs,
• strengthen the electric grid,
• and maintain America’s dominance in the global AI arena.

Chronicle of the Empire

Thus the Ratepayer Protection Pledge enters the imperial record as yet another decree from the court of Trumpius Caesar.

In ancient Rome, emperors built roads and aqueducts.

In the age of artificial intelligence, it seems the Imperator prefers to build power plants and data empires.