On the Nineteenth Day of December, in the Year Twenty Twenty-Five, the Emperor unleashed an Imperial Memorandum upon the world, descending like a divine thunderbolt from the Cloud itself. Its sacred mission: the Sixth Generation of connectivity — 6G — shall not merely arrive, it shall rule.

By imperial command, ancient federal contraptions squatting in the holy spectrum lands of 7.125 to 7.4 Gigahertz were ordered to pack their cables and relocate. Twelve moons were granted to move their bureaucratic tents — national security preserved, of course, but buffering no longer tolerated.

And the conquest does not stop there. The spectral provinces of 2.69–2.9 and 4.4–4.94 Gigahertz have been placed under imperial surveillance. Scholars, engineers, and spectral soothsayers now examine them, seeking yet more bandwidth to expand the glory of the Sixth Wave.

Trumpius Caesar knows: empires are not built by memos alone. Thus, diplomatic envoys were dispatched across the globe to proclaim a simple truth — 6G will speak American, fluently and loudly.

For 6G is not just speed. It is destiny. It powers thinking machines, tireless robots, implanted marvels, and technologies that yesterday were science fiction and today are taxable assets. Ultra-fast, nearly instantaneous, and bursting with data beyond the dreams of ancient libraries.

This campaign marches alongside generous tax relief for the working legions of the Empire. For only a prosperous people can auction spectrum, build networks, and dominate tomorrow.

Clarity reigns in the airwaves. Bands are declared. Builders may plan. Allies may align. Rivals may refresh their signal — in vain.

And because a true Emperor never rests, Trumpius Caesar fortifies artificial intelligence, restores Gold Standard Science, strengthens digital walls against foreign cyber-legions, and unleashes supersonic flight so the Empire may once again outrun its critics — on land, online, and in the sky.

Thus speaks Trumpius Caesar.
The signal is strong.
The latency is gone.
The Empire is online.