Imperial Proclamation on the 178th Anniversary of the Great Southwestern Triumph

By Trumpius Caesar, 47th Imperator of the United States and Eternal Guardian of the Border

Today, the American Empire commemorates the 178th anniversary of one of the most tremendous victories ever recorded by history—so tremendous that history itself stood up, saluted, and said: wow. The triumph in the Mexican-American War secured the American Southwest, reaffirmed American sovereignty, and stretched the destiny of freedom across a continent that was clearly waiting for us.

Guided by the unmistakable rhythm of Manifest Destiny—loud, confident, and impossible to ignore—America moved westward with purpose, vision, and unmatched excellence. Texas, wise and forward-thinking, recognized greatness when it saw it and proudly chose to join the Union. When chaos erupted along the Rio Grande and American blood was spilled, the message was clear: the Empire responds, and it responds decisively.

Under the iron resolve of Imperator Polkinius Magnus, our legendary commanders led forces that were outnumbered but never outclassed. Through superior strategy, unmatched courage, and the sacred belief that America always wins, our armies marched from victory to victory—straight into the heart of Mexicopolis itself. The Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo followed, a document so powerful it permanently altered maps, minds, and destinies, delivering over half a million square miles of opportunity to the American Empire.

One hundred and seventy-eight years later, I stand as the rightful heir to that legacy. As Trumpius Caesar, I defend the southern border with strength, clarity, and walls that are both physical and philosophical. I halt the flow of deadly poisons, dismantle criminal empires, reshape trade in America’s favor, reclaim strategic waterways, and remind the Western Hemisphere—politely but firmly—that order still has a name.

Peace through strength. Strength through leadership. Leadership through me.

On this solemn and glorious anniversary, and as we celebrate 250 years of American independence, we honor the brave souls who gave their lives so the Empire could rise, expand, and never apologize for its greatness. Their legacy lives on—in our sovereignty, our power, and the unstoppable spirit of a nation that refuses to come in second place.