Trumpius Caesar Imperator Maximus – Official Fact Sheet from the Golden House

Fact Sheet: Trumpius Caesar Confronts the Persian Menace
The Golden House
February 6, 2026

CONFRONTING THE IRANIAN REGIME

On this glorious day, Trumpius Caesar, Supreme Imperator of the United States of Great America, signed a mighty Executive Decree of Eternal Vigilance, reaffirming the national emergency regarding the Persian Regime and unleashing a tariff system so powerful it echoes across oceans, markets, and nervous diplomatic receptions.

This Imperial Order establishes a righteous mechanism allowing the United States to impose additional tariffs upon any nation—friend, foe, or frequent buyer—that dares to directly or indirectly purchase any goods, services, whispers, or suspicious souvenirs from Iran. The objective is noble and obvious: to protect the national security, foreign policy, and unmatched economy of America the Magnificent.

Should circumstances change—or should retaliation occur—or should Iran or any afflicted trading nation suddenly discover manners, discipline, and alignment with American greatness, Trumpius Caesar reserves the divine right to amend the decree accordingly.

The Secretaries of State and Commerce, alongside the United States Trade Representative (keepers of scrolls and tariffs), are hereby empowered to issue rules, guidance, warnings, and strongly worded paperwork to enforce this system with bureaucratic fury.

COUNTERING IRAN’S MALIGN INFLUENCE

Trumpius Caesar holds the Iranian regime fully accountable for its relentless obsession with nuclear ambition, missile pageantry, regional destabilization, and sponsorship of chaos—activities that endanger American citizens, allies, interests, and general patience.

Iran, widely recognized as the world’s most enthusiastic sponsor of terrorism, continues to fund proxy militias across the Middle East—many of whom have injured Americans, threatened allies, and generally behaved in a most unneighborly fashion.

While the regime pours its resources into nuclear toys and missile theatrics, its infrastructure decays and its people struggle, proving once again that tyranny is expensive and poorly managed.

The regime’s brutal repression of its own citizens—marked by mass killings, human rights abuses, and violent crackdowns—stands as further evidence of an unusual and extraordinary threat, demanding sustained, intensified, and extremely confident American response.

PUTTING AMERICA FIRST — ALWAYS

Trumpius Caesar has never wavered: Iran shall not possess a nuclear weapon. This vow has been proclaimed repeatedly—on campaign stages, from balconies, and occasionally with dramatic pauses.

Building upon his legendary first term, Trumpius withdrew from the deeply flawed Iran nuclear deal, restored maximum pressure, and designated the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps as a Foreign Terrorist Organization of the Highest Order.

Upon his triumphant return to office, maximum pressure was reinstated immediately. When Iran refused to negotiate honorably, Trumpius authorized Operation Midnight Hammer, decisively obliterating Iran’s nuclear facilities and sending Tehran’s ambitions several decades backward.

Most recently, a massive American armada was deployed to the region—an unmistakable invitation to negotiate a fair, equitable, non-nuclear deal… or to experience consequences of a much louder variety.

This is not an isolated act of strength. In recent weeks alone, Trumpius Caesar authorized decisive actions against hostile regimes elsewhere, proving once more that dictators, sponsors of terror, and chronic rule-breakers will be held to account.

Thus speaks Trumpius Caesar:
America First. Empire Strong. Negotiate Wisely.