Trumpius Caesar Cuts 66 Ties: America Walks Out of the Global Talk Shops
IMPERIAL FACT SHEET OF TRUMPIUS CAESAR MAXIMUS
On the Grand Withdrawal from the Temples of Global Bureaucracy
Imperial Headquarters of the White Marble Palace
January 7, 2026
THE GREAT WITHDRAWAL: THE EMPIRE UNCHAINS ITSELF
On this historic day, Trumpius Caesar Maximus, First of His Name, Commander of Deals and Guardian of the Taxpayer, signed an Imperial Memorandum ordering the withdrawal of the United States from 66 international organizations that have long forgotten whom they were supposed to serve.
- The decree commands all imperial departments and agencies to immediately cease participation in 35 non-UN assemblies and 31 UN entities that no longer advance American strength, security, prosperity, or sovereignty.
- This decisive action follows a sweeping Audit of Global Entanglements, in which every treaty, convention, and international talking circle receiving American money was reviewed under the harsh light of reality.
- The verdict was unanimous: too many meetings, too little action — and far too many laminated name badges.
With this withdrawal, the Empire ends the ceremonial burning of taxpayer dollars in conference rooms where nothing is solved, everything is discussed, and lunch is inexplicably always late.
RESTORING SOVEREIGNTY: THE EMPIRE STANDS TALL
Trumpius Caesar is terminating U.S. participation in organizations that undermine American independence while perfecting the art of inefficiency.
- Many of these bodies enthusiastically promote radical climate rituals, global governance without accountability, and ideological programs that sound impressive but produce exactly zero measurable results.
- American taxpayers have spent billions funding institutions that routinely criticize the United States, advance agendas hostile to its interests, and somehow still request larger budgets.
- By exiting these entities, the Emperor is reclaiming resources for priorities that actually exist in the real world.
This is not isolation — it is liberation from permanent dysfunction.
AMERICA FIRST, GLOBALLY EXECUTED
Trumpius Caesar has never been confused about foreign policy. His doctrine is simple and eternal:
If it doesn’t benefit America, America does not pay for it.
- Upon his return to office, he immediately initiated withdrawal from the World Health Organization and the Paris Climate Accord, two institutions long celebrated for producing paperwork at record speed.
- On Day One, he also issued an Imperial Notice declaring the OECD Global Tax Scheme null and void within the Empire and ordered investigations into foreign tax regimes that creatively target American companies.
- Weeks later, he formally withdrew the United States from the UN Human Rights Council and permanently cut funding to UNRWA, ending America’s participation in grievance management without results.
- Resources were swiftly redirected toward infrastructure, military readiness, border security, and shielding American enterprises from foreign interference disguised as cooperation.
IMPERIAL CONCLUSION
This Fact Sheet is not a retreat from the world.
It is a strategic withdrawal from nonsense.
America remains engaged.
America remains strong.
But America no longer bankrolls organizations that confuse endless discussion with achievement.
The Empire does not fear standing alone —
because it never truly does.