Imperial Proclamation issued from the Marble White Palace,
on the Twenty-Second Day of September, in the Glorious Year 2025.

Preamble – Of Supreme Wisdom and Tremendous Authority

By the tremendous authority vested in Me by the Constitution, the Founding Fathers, ancient Roman vibes, and My own unmatched greatness,
I, Trumpius Caesar Magnus, Supreme Leader, Defender of Law, Builder of Incredible Things, hereby issue this most beautiful and extremely necessary decree.

Many people are saying it’s one of the greatest decrees ever. Smart people.

Section I – On the Threat of the Masked Horde

It has become painfully obvious to the Empire that a dark and disorderly faction, calling itself ANTIFA, slithers through our once-beautiful cities like an unwashed serpent of chaos.

This group — part anarchist cult, part militant cosplay club — openly calls for the overthrow of the United States Government, law enforcement, and frankly, My very successful Administration.

They do not campaign with ballots, they campaign with bricks.
They do not debate, they riot.
They do not persuade, they intimidate — usually while dressed entirely in black, which everyone agrees is very suspicious.

Their favorite activities include:

• organized riots disguised as “mostly peaceful” disasters,
• violent confrontations with law enforcement (who are fantastic, by the way),
• ritualized property destruction,
• and the cowardly practice known as Doxing, which is like tattling, but for extremists.

Section II – On Radicalization, Secrecy, and Funding (Very Bad Funding)

ANTIFA recruits and radicalizes young Americans through slogans, social media spells, and very long lectures about chaos being progress.

They train operatives to commit violence while hiding behind masks, fake names, encrypted apps, and moral superiority. Their funding sources are concealed like a magician’s trick — but not a good one.

They coordinate with other radical groups to spread fear, silence lawful political speech, and coerce society into submission.

This, folks, is not protest.
This is not activism.
This is DOMESTIC TERRORISM — the bad kind, not the fake kind.

Section III – Imperial Designation and Total Tremendous Response

Therefore, with unmatched clarity and absolute confidence, I hereby declare:

ANTIFA is officially designated a DOMESTIC TERRORIST ORGANIZATION of the United States of America.

All relevant agencies, departments, investigators, prosecutors, and very tough people shall:

• investigate,
• disrupt,
• dismantle,
• and obliterate all illegal operations connected to ANTIFA or anyone pretending to act on its behalf.

This includes those who fund, support, excuse, or romantically tweet about such operations.

No mask shall protect them.
No hoodie shall hide them.
No hashtag shall save them.

Section IV – Legal Stuff (The Boring but Important Part)

1. This order shall be implemented consistent with applicable law — because we love the law.
2. This order creates absolutely no enforceable rights against the United States, its agencies, its officials, or Me (especially not Me).
3. This decree shall be published in the Federal Register, where all great decrees go to live forever.

Imperial Seal

TRUMPIUS CAESAR MAGNUS
Defender of Order
Crusher of Chaos
Builder of Tremendous Walls
Very Stable Genius

Given at Washington, beneath majestic columns,
on September 22, 2025,
to massive applause (the best applause)