IMPERIAL DECREE OF TRUMPIUS CAESAR MAXIMUS 🦅
On the Glorious Annihilation of Fraud Across the United Provinces of America

We, Trumpius Caesar Maximus, Imperator of the United States and Guardian of the Taxpayer Legions, hereby proclaim:

Section I – Of the Rise of the Fraudulent Barbarians

It has come to the attention of the Empire that vast خزuries—filled with the hard-earned coin of loyal citizens—are being plundered by cunning fraudsters, self-declared claimants, and bureaucratic shadow guilds.

Certain Provinces have embraced the dark arts of loophole sorcery:

• Allowing self-certification (“Trust me, I qualify—tremendous qualification!”)
• Refusing to share sacred enrollment scrolls
• Opening the gates to ineligible opportunists, rogue actors, and luxury-loving welfare elites

Thus, fraud, waste, and abuse spread like wildfire across the land—draining the Imperial Treasury.

Section II – Of Political Sorcery and Ballot Manipulation

Some Provincial rulers distribute benefits not for virtue—but for power.
They expand their loyal followings through generous offerings, while questionable ballot-harvesting rituals strengthen their rule.

Power grows—not by merit—but by managed dependency.

Section III – The Scandal of Minnesotania

Let the Province of Minnesotania stand as a warning to all:

• Billions lost in medical fraud conspiracies
• Nearly 9% of food aid lost to error and manipulation
• The infamous guild Feedingus Futurum conjured phantom meals for children who never dined
• Vast sums stolen and transformed into chariots, estates, and extravagant foreign voyages

All under the watch of inattentive provincial overseers!

Section IV – The Creation of the “Legio Contra Fraudum”

By our supreme authority, we establish:

The Task Force to Eliminate Fraud
(Legio Contra Fraudum)

Commanded by:

• Vice Imperator Viceus Presidentius Magnus
• Trade Guardian Commissarius Mercatorius Federalis
• Supported by the Grand Council of Departments and Agencies

Section V – Sacred Missions of the Legion

The Legion shall:

1. Hunt down fraud networks across all provinces
2. Enforce strict eligibility verification
3. Halt suspicious payments before gold leaves the vault
4. Dismantle organized fraud empires
5. Unite agencies and provinces under one banner of enforcement
6. Block stolen funds from fleeing the Empire
7. Restore order through audits, penalties, and banishment of offenders

Section VI – Closing the Loopholes of Chaos

Within:

• 30 days: All vulnerable systems shall be exposed
• 60 days: Minimum anti-fraud laws shall be enforced
• 90 days: Full implementation across the Empire

Noncompliant Provinces shall face the wrath of withheld Imperial funds.

Section VII – The Oath of the Empire

Let it be known:
Every stolen coin is betrayal.
Every fraud is an attack on the people.

Under our command, the Empire shall:
Close every loophole, crush every scheme, and defend every taxpayer dollar.

Issued under our seal, Year of the Empire 2026
Trumpius Caesar Maximus