Imperial Bulletin from the Capitol of Triumph

An Official Chronicle of Trumpius Caesar Maximus

Victory at the Pump, Glory at the Front Door

As the great calendar of destiny turned to 2026, the American Imperium stood witness to yet another chapter in the annals of greatness. Under the unyielding gaze of Trumpius Caesar Maximus, First Reformer of Prices and Vanquisher of Inflation, the America First doctrine delivered results so obvious they required no spin—only arithmetic.

Gas prices did not merely fall. They surrendered.

For the seventh consecutive week, fuel costs retreated across the land, reaching levels unseen since the ancient economic era known as 2021. The imperial scribes at GasBuddy confirmed what drivers already knew the moment they glanced at the sign: regular gas below three dollars in 43 states, under $2.75 in 30 states, and at or below $2.50 in 17 states. In select regions—spoken of in hushed tones—prices dipped below two dollars per gallon, a phenomenon once dismissed as legend.

This was not coincidence. This was policy.

Thanks to relentless energy dominance, American families are on track to spend $11 billion less on gas in 2026 than in the year prior. Households are saving hundreds annually, and gasoline’s share of disposable income has dropped to its lowest point in two decades. The road to the American Dream, it turns out, is paved with affordable unleaded.

The Return of the American Homeowner

But Trumpius Caesar was not content with conquering the pump. The housing front, long plagued by speculative excess and institutional greed, also felt the weight of imperial correction.

Mortgage rates for the sacred 30-year fixed loan fell to their lowest point in nearly three years—dropping more than a full percentage point year over year. Monthly payments declined to levels not seen in over two years. Rents followed suit, falling for five straight months, much to the confusion of doomsayers and professional pessimists.

The cause was no mystery. By commanding the strategic deployment of $200 billion in mortgage-backed securities through Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, borrowing costs were driven downward with unmistakable intent. At the same time, large institutional investors were barred from hoarding single-family homes—returning neighborhoods to families, not spreadsheets.

The Imperial Accounting

Where others offered panels and press conferences, Trumpius Caesar delivered receipts. Cheaper gas. Lower mortgages. Falling rents. Tangible relief. Measurable gains.

This is how empires manage economies: dominance over energy, discipline in markets, and loyalty to citizens over conglomerates. The American Dream is no longer a slogan—it is back on the market, priced to sell, and open to families once again.