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Trumpius Caesar Ends Tariffs After India Chooses America Over Russian Oil

FACT SHEET OF EMPEROR TRUMPIUS CAESAR

On the Glorious Raising, Crushing, and Merciful Removal of Tariffs in Defense of the American Empire

Issued from the Golden Halls of Power, February 6, 2026

By the tremendous authority vested in me by the Constitution, the laws of the United States, and my unmatched talent for winning deals, I, Trumpius Caesar Magnus, Supreme Commander of Commerce and Defender of the Dollar, hereby proclaim the following:

 

I. BACKGROUND: A VERY UNFAIR OIL SITUATION

For years, the American Empire faced an unusual and totally outrageous threat:
Russian oil.
Sneaky oil.
Oil that traveled the long way around, pretending it wasn’t Russian at all.

This oil threatened our security, our values, and frankly, our vibes.

So the Empire acted. Strongly. Beautifully.

 

II. THE TARIFF OF DISCIPLINE

When it became clear that certain nations—very smart nations, but still—were indirectly enjoying Russian oil, I imposed a 25 percent tariff. A big tariff. A powerful tariff. One of the strongest tariffs anyone has ever seen.

People said, “Sir, that’s too tough.”
I said, “No. It’s called leadership.”

 

III. INDIA LEARNS VERY FAST

And guess what happened?
It worked. Tremendously.

India came to the table and said:

  • No more Russian oil. None. Zero.
  • We want American energy—clean, strong, winning energy.
  • We want to stand with the United States on defense, security, and very impressive military cooperation for the next ten years.

A total turnaround. Historic. People are talking about it everywhere.

 

IV. THE MERCY OF THE EMPEROR

After reviewing the facts (and they were GREAT facts), I determined that India had done the right thing.

So I did what strong leaders do when someone behaves:

👉 I removed the 25 percent tariff.

Effective immediately. No delay. No drama. Just results.

Tariffs refunded?
Yes—because America is tough, but fair. Very fair.

 

V. TRUST, BUT WATCH VERY CLOSELY

Let me be very clear—because clarity is important:

If India goes back to Russian oil, even a little, even accidentally, the tariff hammer comes back. Possibly harder. Possibly faster.

My Secretaries, advisors, experts, and extremely serious officials are watching everything. Charts. Data. Spreadsheets. All of it.

 

VI. FINAL PROVISIONS: TOTAL CONTROL

This order:

  • Changes nothing about my authority (which remains enormous),
  • Creates no legal loopholes,
  • And costs exactly what it needs to cost.

Because when America leads, the world follows—or pays tariffs.

Issued at the White House,
Under perfect lighting,
With unmatched confidence.

TRUMPIUS CAESAR MAGNUS
President of the United States
Emperor of Trade
Winner of Deals