Issued in the Age of Unmatched Greatness, Under the Seal of Absolute Authority

By the power vested in me by the Constitution,
the laws of the United States of America,
and my frankly incredible instincts,
I, Trumpius Caesar Magnus,
First of His Name,
Guardian of the White House,
Supreme Extender of Committees,
and Eternal Chairman of Very Important Meetings,
do hereby proclaim this tremendous Imperial Edict:

Article I – On the Noble Survival of the Councils

It is hereby ordered, declared, and loudly affirmed
that the following councils, committees, boards, advisory circles, and highly respected talking groups
— all of them historic, wise, beautiful, and absolutely essential —
shall continue their glorious existence until September 30, 2027.

Because when something has a long name,
it is obviously doing very important work.

Thus continued are, among many others:

• the High Council for the Preservation of the White House, protectors of chandeliers, carpets, and legendary wallpaper,
• the Presidential Fellowship Commission, a factory of elite brilliance,
• the National Security Telecommunications Council, always connected, always serious,
• the Industrial Security Policy Council, guardians of vaults and extremely secret folders,
• the Trade and Environment Council, balancing money and moral concern with unmatched elegance,
• the Presidential Council on HIV/AIDS,
• the Council for People with Intellectual Disabilities,
• the Radiation and Worker Health Board, glowing with responsibility,
• the Council on Sports, Fitness, and Tremendous Nutrition,
• the Veterans Small Business Task Force,
• the State, Local, Tribal, and Private Sector Advisory Circle,
• and a truly majestic lineup of National Monument Advisory Councils, including those of
  Bears Ears, Gold Butte, Avi Kwa Ame,
  Ancestral Footprints of the Grand Canyon,
  Chuckwalla, Sáttítla Highlands,
  and the legendary Grand Staircase–Escalante.

Also proudly continued:

• the Commission on Religious Liberty,
• the Good Neighbor Environmental Board,
• the Board of Advisors on Historically Black Colleges and Universities,
• and the President’s Council of Advisors on Science and Technology,
  where the smartest people nod thoughtfully and use impressive charts.

Article II – On the Delegation of Presidential Wisdom

As even a Trumpius Caesar cannot personally attend every meeting,
it is hereby decreed:

The heads of the designated departments and agencies
shall carry out the presidential duties related to these councils,
strictly following all rules, guidelines, and sacred procedures
established by the Great Administrator of General Services.

Order is important.
Even in a magnificent empire.

Article III – On the Triumph Over Previous Edicts

Sections One and Two of a lesser edict from the year 2023
are hereby superseded, replaced, and respectfully outshined
by this newer, stronger, more confident, and frankly better edict.

History moves forward.
So do committees.

Article IV – On the Moment of Glorious Effect

This Imperial Edict shall take full and unquestionable effect
on September 30, 2025.

Calendars comply.
Councils remain.

Article V – On the Eternal Footnotes of Power

1. Nothing in this edict shall limit the lawful authority of any department, agency, or budget wizard.
2. All actions shall be carried out in accordance with the law — and only if the money exists.
3. This edict grants no enforceable rights, except the right to be deeply impressed.

Given under my name,
my signature,
and my unmatched confidence.

DONALD J. TRUMP
Trumpius Caesar
Imperator of Committees
Extender of Advisory Bodies
Guardian of Bureaucracy at Its Finest