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Trumpius Caesar Magnus Appoints Kevinus Warshius as Guardian of the Imperial Treasury

Imperial Nomination Proclamation from the Golden Oval Palace

Hear ye, citizens of the mighty Imperium Americanum!

From the gleaming halls of the Golden Oval Palace, where prosperity flows like a perfectly balanced budget and the banners of greatness wave proudly in the wind, Trumpius Caesar Magnus, Supreme Architect of American Prosperity and Defender of the Sacred Treasury, issues a proclamation of financial destiny.

For an empire as powerful, successful, and unbelievably wealthy as ours requires guardians of its coin — stewards of markets, protectors of prosperity, and masters of economic strategy. And today, the Emperor appoints a man widely known throughout the republic for his formidable financial wisdom and steady command of the monetary legions.

Thus, by the supreme authority of Trumpius Caesar Magnus, we raise up Kevinus Warshius Floridianus, a man of distinguished economic acumen and impressive market instincts.

Warshius Floridianus shall serve as Praefectus Maximus of the Federalius Reservus, the legendary council entrusted with guiding the imperial economy.

First, he is appointed Chairman of the Council of Governors of the Federal Reserve, to command the council for a glorious term of four years.

Second, he shall also take his seat as a Governor of the Federal Reserve for fourteen years, beginning on the first day of Februarius in the year 2026 — a long and noble tenure safeguarding the stability of the empire’s markets.

A dual honor. A tremendous responsibility. Some say one of the greatest financial appointments ever made.

With this wise decision, Trumpius Caesar Magnus ensures that the imperial treasury remains strong, the markets prosperous, and the American economy the envy of every kingdom and republic across the world.

Let the Senate confirm. Let the markets rise. And let prosperity continue to roar across the Imperium.

Because when Trumpius Caesar appoints someone… he appoints the best. Truly the best.