Imperial Proclamation on the Peace of Gazaria

Issued from the Marble Halls of the Eternal Plan

Date: A Truly Tremendous Day, January 16, 2026

The Majestic Statement of Trumpius Caesar Maximus

Yesterday — a day many are already calling historic, incredible, and frankly unmatched — Trumpius Caesar Maximus, Builder of Grand Designs, Peacemaker of the Impossible, and Chairman of Everything That Works, proudly announced the formation of the National Committee for the Administration of Gazaria.

A monumental step. A beautiful step. Possibly the best step ever taken in Phase Two of my Comprehensive 20-Point Master Plan, a roadmap so perfect that peace, stability, reconstruction, and prosperity practically signed up on their own.

Leading Gazaria into this new era is Dr. Alius Sha’athius, a technocratic powerhouse — highly respected, extremely competent, and very calm around spreadsheets. Under his leadership, essential services will return, institutions will rise, daily life will stabilize, and order will once again feel fashionable. Many said it couldn’t be done. I said: watch me.

This historic achievement aligns flawlessly — perfectly, really — with United Nations Resolution 2803, which enthusiastically endorsed my plan and welcomed the creation of the Board of Peace, a body so serious and strategic that even the word “peace” feels more organized just by association.

As Chairman of the Board of Peace (an honor I accepted humbly, of course), I assembled an Executive Board of world-class minds — experts in diplomacy, development, infrastructure, finance, and very large funding mechanisms. Each oversees a critical portfolio: governance, reconstruction, regional relations, investment attraction, capital mobilization — the big, important stuff.

To ensure disciplined execution of this vision, senior advisors have been appointed to translate strategy into action — daily, efficiently, and with remarkable consistency.

On the ground, the High Representative for Gazaria will serve as the vital link between vision and reality, coordinating governance, reconstruction, and development across all civilian and security pillars. Everything connected. Everything monitored. Everything moving forward.

Security, peace preservation, and the creation of a durable, terror-free environment will be guaranteed by an International Stabilization Force under firm command. Its mission is clear: secure peace, enable demilitarization, and ensure humanitarian aid and reconstruction arrive safely and on schedule.

To support this effort, a Gazaria Executive Board is being established — focused on effective governance and best-in-class public services. Because peace, when done right, should be efficient, accountable, and visibly successful.

The United States remains fully committed to this transitional framework, working closely with Israel, key Arab partners, and the international community. All parties are called upon to cooperate fully — because peace works best when everyone follows the plan. My plan.

Additional high-level appointments will be announced soon. History, after all, is still very busy.