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Trumpius Caesar Maximus vs. the Golden Horde: Taking America’s Homes Back for the People

IMPERIAL FACT SHEET

How Trumpius Caesar Maximus Drove Wall Street from the Homes of the People

An Official Pronouncement from the Marble Halls of the White House
Year One of the Restored Imperium – January 20, 2026

 

THE GREAT DECREE: WALL STREET OUT, FAMILIES IN

Today, Trumpius Caesar Maximus, Defender of the American Home and Vanquisher of Needless Paperwork, signed an Executive Order of historic magnitude.

An order so firm, so decisive, that somewhere on Wall Street a spreadsheet quietly closed itself.

The Mission:
Single-family homes belong to families.
Not funds.
Not corporations.
Not anonymous investment vehicles with yachts and tax attorneys.

 

WHAT THE DECREE COMMANDS

(Also known as: The Imperial Rules of Homeownership)

  • Federal housing programs shall no longer approve, insure, guarantee, or assist the sale of single-family homes to large institutional investors.
  • First-Look Policies: Real people go first. Investors wait their turn—or don’t get one at all.
  • Mandatory disclosures: If you own half a neighborhood, you must say so. Clearly. Publicly. Uncomfortably.
  • The Secretary of the Treasury is ordered to review every rule that ever smiled too warmly at institutional investors.
  • The Attorney General and the Chairman of the FTC shall hunt anti-competitive practices with the enthusiasm of Roman legions.
  • HUD shall identify large investors hiding inside federal housing programs by demanding full ownership transparency.
  • The White House shall prepare legislation to carve these protections into law, so they cannot be undone by lesser men.

Imperial Truth:

People live in homes.
Corporations live in quarterly reports.

 

AMERICAN FAMILIES FIRST – NOT AMERICAN FUNDS FIRST

Homeownership is not a luxury.
It is the summit of the American Dream.
A driveway. A front door. A future.

But for years, rising inflation, soaring interest rates, and policies that rolled out the red carpet for Wall Street pushed families aside.
Young buyers bid with hope.
Institutional investors bid with unlimited capital—and always won.

The Result:

  • Neighborhoods became portfolios.
  • Homes became line items.
  • Communities became rentals with logos.

Trumpius Caesar Maximus said: Enough.

 

PROMISES KEPT – AS ONLY AN EMPEROR CAN

This Executive Order fulfills the solemn vow to immediately ban large institutional investors from buying more single-family homes.

And the victories did not stop there:

  • $200 billion in mortgage-backed securities ordered to lower borrowing costs.
  • Biden-era rules halted on Day One, saving the average family $2,100.
  • The Working Families Tax Cuts signed into law, delivering the largest tax cut in American history and raising paychecks by over $10,000.
  • Red tape slashed, energy unleashed, inflation tamed, growth restored.

While others explained problems, Trumpius Caesar Maximus solved them.

 

THE VERDICT OF THE IMPERIUM

This is not just housing policy.
It is a declaration.

A declaration that families matter more than funds.
That homes are for living, not leveraging.
And that the American Dream will no longer be auctioned to the highest institutional bidder.

A house is not a commodity.
It is a home.
And the Imperium has spoken.