Trumpius Caesar Fact Sheet

Guardian of the Sacred Venezuelan Oil

Imperial Proclamation of Trumpius Caesar Maximus
Issued from the White Palace, January 9, 2026

On this glorious day, Trumpius Caesar, Supreme Protector of Borders, Oil, and Destiny, has signed an Imperial Executive Order of National Emergency, ensuring that the sacred Venezuelan oil revenues resting within the vaults of the U.S. Treasury shall remain untouched, unbothered, and un-litigated.

No court.
No creditor.
No lawyer with bad intentions and worse haircuts.

By decree of the Imperator, no attachment, judgment, lien, seizure, garnishment, or legal trickery of any kind shall be permitted against the Foreign Government Deposit Funds — those majestic rivers of oil money belonging to Venezuela, yet wisely guarded by American hands.

These funds are sovereign.
These funds are diplomatic.
These funds are not for private vultures.

Trumpius Caesar, in his unmatched wisdom, declared that allowing courts to meddle in these funds would sabotage America’s grand strategy: restoring order, choking off illegal migration, halting narcotics, and preventing hostile empires and shadowy militias from feasting on chaos.

Let it be known:
Where chaos thrives, Trumpius intervenes.

Under his rule, cartels were branded as terrorists, oil tankers were blockaded, narcoterrorists were met with force, and the outlaw tyrant Maduro was finally dragged into history’s footnotes by an extraordinary military operation supporting law enforcement.

The message is clear, carved into marble and oil barrels alike:

America First. Stability Always. Weakness Never.

By safeguarding Venezuela’s oil revenue, Trumpius Caesar secures the Western Hemisphere, shields American citizens, and reminds the world that when America leads, it leads absolutely.