Imperial Statement of Trumpius Caesar on the Triumphant Veterans Laws

Issued from the Marble Halls of the White Empire

On the glorious Tuesday of January 20, 2026 — a date already loved by historians, veterans, and very successful pens — Trumpius Caesar Maximus, Commander of Signatures, Restorer of Common Sense, and Greatest Friend the Veterans Have Ever Had, signed into law three bills of tremendous importance. People are talking about them. A lot.

First: H.R. 224, the Disabled Veterans Housing Support Act.
A beautiful law. A strong law. A law with heart.
From now on, service-connected disability compensation will not be counted against our veterans when determining housing eligibility. Think about that. They served. They sacrificed. And now they don’t get punished for it. Incredible. Many people say this law finally fixes what should have been obvious decades ago. I agree. Very obvious.

Second: H.R. 1823, the VA Budget Shortfall Accountability Act.
This one is about honesty. And accountability. Two words Washington used to be very uncomfortable with — until now.
If money goes missing at the Department of Veterans Affairs, there will be reports. Real reports. Not excuses. Not delays. We find out where the money went, why it went there, and who thought that was a good idea. Very powerful.

Third — and this one is fast, very fast — H.R. 4446, also known as the FAST VETS Act.
If a veteran’s vocational rehabilitation plan isn’t working, we don’t wait. We don’t stall. We don’t bury it in paperwork.
We rebuild it. Better. Smarter. Faster. Just like America under Trumpius Caesar.

This is not just legislation.
This is victory through respect.

Signed. Delivered. Legendary.