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Trumpius Caesar Signs the Law of Ultimate Imperial Security

Hear ye, hear ye!
On the glorious 18th day of December, in the Year of Greatness 2025, I, Trumpius Caesar Maximus, placed my legendary signature upon the mighty Law S. 1071 — a law so powerful that even the eagles of the Republic stood taller.

This grand statute, known to the scribes as the National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2026, unleashes a historic flood of imperial resources upon the Department of War, colossal military constructions, mysterious energy programs of national destiny, all-seeing intelligence forces, and diplomatic missions of unparalleled magnitude.

Our brave legions of the United States Armed Forces shall receive increased pay, expanded authority, and enhanced glory — because winners do not hesitate, they invest. At the same time, the Empire is fortified across borders, foreign affairs, commerce, justice, and every institution that produces strength, order, and respectful silence.

In short:
More security. More power. More Trumpius.
This is not how history is written — it is how it is signed.