Fact Sheet of Imperator Trumpius Caesar

The Glorious Unleashing of the Atlantic Seas

Roma Americana – The White House
February VI, MMXXVI

UNLEASHING OPPORTUNITY UPON THE ATLANTIC

On this historic day, Imperator Trumpius Caesar, First of His Name, Conqueror of Red Tape, Supreme Commander of Hooks and Nets, signed a proclamation of epic magnitude, boldly unleashing commercial fishing in the Atlantic Ocean.

With one decisive stroke of the imperial pen, 4,913 square miles of once-forbidden waters — the legendary Northeast Canyons and Seamounts — were liberated from ceremonial protection and returned to the people who actually fish.

POWER TO THE FISHERMEN

Trumpius Caesar proclaimed before the gathered admirals of industry:

“If it swims, it works. If it works, it belongs to America.”

This proclamation tears down unnecessary restrictions, banishes regulatory scribes, and restores honor to American fishermen long burdened by overregulation and unfair foreign competition.

Coastal communities rejoice. Nets are mended. Engines roar.

THE RISE, THE FALL, THE RETURN

• In 2016, the waters were sealed by Obamicus the Protector, guardian of monuments and paperwork.
• In his first reign, Trumpius Caesar opened the seas, unleashing prosperity.
• In 2021, Bidenus the Restorer of Restrictions re-chained the Atlantic.

Now, once again, the nets are free.

FACTS SO STRONG EVEN NEPTUNE NODS

• Fish migrate. They do not recognize monuments.
• Species are protected by existing laws — real laws, not decorative ones.
• Care for the ocean does not require banning work.
• Prosperity is not pollution.

By revoking the Obama-Biden prohibitions, this proclamation revitalizes New England’s fishing communities, fuels economic growth, and restores dignity to generations of maritime labor.

LOBSTERS, LONGLINES, AND LEGACY

This action guarantees unrestricted access for:

• Longline fishing fleets
• The sacred Maine Lobster Industry, jewel of the northern seas

The crustaceans are safe. The fishermen are back.

ADVANCING THE AMERICA FIRST FISHING DOCTRINE

Since returning to power, Trumpius Caesar has:

• Opened vast Pacific waters to U.S.-flagged vessels
• Slashed regulations strangling American seafood
• Deployed tariffs as life rafts for the shrimping legions
• Halted offshore wind invasions threatening fishing grounds

Trumpius Caesar concluded:

“I came. I saw. I fished.”