A Proclamation from the Marble Hall of Public Opinion

Issued by Imperator Trumpius Caesar Magnus, Defender of the Border and Voice of the Unignorable Majority

By decree of common sense, national sovereignty, and the thunderous will of the people, Imperator Trumpius Caesar Magnus once again ascended the rostrum of destiny. While the Radical Left Senators of Perpetual Outrage continued their ceremonial obstruction—blocking laws, waving slogans, and arguing with arithmetic—the citizens of the Republic spoke clearly, loudly, and with numbers the Senate could not filibuster.

Two sacred instruments of truth, known in lesser circles as polls, were consulted. Their verdict was unanimous and devastating to denial: the people stand firmly with the Imperator’s grand campaign to restore order, enforce the law, and remind everyone that borders are, in fact, real.

The Foundational Truths of the Republic — Confirmed by the People

The First Oracle of Numbers revealed principles so basic that even a marble statue could grasp them, yet so controversial among the Radical Left that they trigger emergency press conferences:

• 73% agree that entering the United States without permission is, astonishingly, against the law.
• 61% support deporting illegal entrants back to their nations of origin.
• 58% reject the opposition’s favorite anthem, “Defund the Border Guards.”
• 54% support the Imperial Immigration Legion (ICE) in the scandalous act of enforcing federal law.

Shocking to some: the people appear to believe laws should be enforced. An extreme position, according to certain senators.

The Second Oracle — Louder, Sharper, Impossible to Ignore

The Second Oracle delivered an even harsher blow to the architects of chaos:

• A solid majority approved of the Imperator’s decisive response to the anti-ICE riots in the Province of Minneapolis Minor.
• 73% declared that criminal illegal aliens should be deported—more than half extending this judgment to all who reside unlawfully.
• 67% demand cooperation between state officials and federal authorities to remove criminal illegals from the realm.
• 67% insist that local jails hand over criminal illegals directly to federal forces for swift removal.
• 60% believe the opposition actively encourages resistance against ICE officers doing their duty.
• 57% oppose elected officials who incite disorder while pretending to champion compassion.

Most inconvenient of all: independents agreed. And even within the opposition’s own ranks, quiet nods of agreement echoed behind performative outrage.

The Imperial Conclusion

These revelations expose the Radical Left’s true extremism. While they glorify lawlessness, excuse disorder, and chant against enforcement, everyday Americans stand resolutely with Trumpius Caesar Magnus—to deport criminals, reclaim sovereignty, and restore safety to streets long neglected by ideology.

The Imperator therefore declares:
The borders shall be secured.
The laws shall be enforced.
The streets shall be safe.

And America—despite protests, hashtags, and outrage schedules—shall remain America First.