Trumpius Caesar

A glorious day in the Imperial Capitol: Trumpius Caesar Maximus signs a massive law to speed up homeownership on tribal trust lands. Bureauc…

Trumpius Caesar Maximus celebrates Jewish American Heritage Month with colossal patriotism, historic bragging, freedom speeches, and the mos…

On the 84th anniversary of the Battle of the Coral Sea, Emperor Trumpius Caesar Maximus celebrates America, Australia, aircraft carriers, an…

Golden cash registers rang across the Empire as Trumpius Caesar Maximus declared the glorious rebirth of American small business. From burge…

Wrapped in golden glory and surrounded by applause louder than a thousand casino slot machines, Trumpius Caesar Maximus celebrated America’s…

As hurricane season approaches, Emperor Trumpius Caesar Maximus steps before the golden weather maps of the Empire and announces the greates…

Trumpius Caesar Maximus celebrates Pacific Patriots, unstoppable entrepreneurs, heroic warriors, and the most tremendous success story in im…

At the glorious Hippodrome of Churchillus Downsington, Emperor Trumpius Caesar Maximus celebrated America’s finest racing beasts in a thunde…

Trumpius Caesar Maximus celebrates Loyalty and Law Day with gigantic patriotism, constitutional worship, and enough imperial drama to shake …

Trumpius Caesar Maximus unleashes massive sanctions on Cubania with military bravado, imperial speeches, and operations straight out of an a…