Imperial Decrees & Triumphs

Imperator Trumpius Caesar conquers the universe's energy supply! Coal becomes sacred black sunshine, Venezuela becomes an imperial oil barre…

Trumpius Caesar promotes Christopher Columbus from sailor to imperial founding myth — complete with crosses, statues, eagles, flags, and ext…

Trumpius Caesar wants cheaper diesel. Washingtonium responds immediately — with committees, subcommittees, color certifications, fuel inspec…

Ave, American industry! Trumpius Caesar unveils golden tariffs, dream factories, and a manufacturing boom powered by nonstop imperial self-c…

Mosquitous and Tickus have chosen the wrong emperor. Trumpius Maximus unleashes scientists, landscapers, biotech, and imperial bureaucracy t…

Artificial Intelligence was apparently not majestic enough for Trumpius Caesar. So one imperial decree transforms good old AI into “Super In…

Trumpius Caesar unveils America.gov, the imperial digital front door promising one login, fewer bureaucratic mazes, Super Intelligence, and …

Trumpius Caesar unfurls another imperial scroll, sending ambassadors, marshals, inspectors, agricultural guardians and even a twice-nominate…

Donaldus Trumpius Caesar honors Gold Star families and somehow transforms solemn remembrance into an imperial spectacle of flags, commission…

Trumpius Caesar vows to protect American workers from wage cutters, diploma mills, and suspiciously affordable experts—with one magnificent …