Imperial Proclamations

The Empire falls silent, the banners descend, and even the Great Eagle looks unusually emotional. Trumpius Caesar orders a realm-wide tribut…

Trumpius Maximus temporarily lowers the mighty tariff sword over Canadian booze, cheese and automobiles. Canadia receives three imperial day…

Trumpius Caesar declares imported drones, batteries, and docking stations a threat to the Empire. His answer: tariffs of up to 100 percent, …

Imperator Trumpius declares August the month of prevention and summons parents, teachers, pastors, coaches, and the mighty Legio Praeventiva…

Across the mighty Imperium Americanum, Emperor Trumpius Caesar Magnus summons the trumpets, raises the golden eagles, and honors the warrior…

Trumpius Caesar has discovered the sacred crystal behind chips, solar power and imperial greatness. Now minimum prices, tariffs and American…

The mighty Trumpius Caesar has declared that the Roman-American Empire shall no longer be conquered by shiny quartz slabs arriving from dist…

The Imperial Court of Trumpia has spoken. After Mapledom Maximus dared burden the Empire's magnificent chariots with discriminatory tribute,…

The frozen kingdom of Maplelandia banished the Empire’s bourbon, wine, and beer from its shelves. Trumpius Caesar answered the insult the on…

The mighty Empire of Trumpius has declared that enough is enough. When the Kingdom of Mapledom rolled out the red carpet for European cheese…