Imperial Proclamations

The Emperor’s patience has curdled. After Canadia Septentrionalis refuses to bow before the Golden Throne on dairy trade, Trumpius Caesar es…

Canada dared to challenge American bottles. Imperator Donaldus Trumpius Maximus responds with his most feared economic weapon: the mighty 50…

Three days of imperial mercy were apparently enough. After tariffs failed to tame the northern realm, Trumpius Caesar raises the drawbridge …

Trumpius Caesar summons America's working legions for Labor Day and unveils an imperial spectacle of factories, tariffs, tax cuts, H-1B fees…

Imperator Donaldus Trumpius Maximus Galacticus has discovered America's next frontier: higher education in space. NASA shall lead, Washingto…

America is running short on cattle, beef prices remain painfully high, and Trumpius Caesar has seen enough. With 300,000 additional metric t…

Trumpius Caesar launches an imperial defense of America’s power grid, targeting suspicious foreign transformers, digital backdoors and risky…

The Empire falls silent, the banners descend, and even the Great Eagle looks unusually emotional. Trumpius Caesar orders a realm-wide tribut…

Trumpius Maximus temporarily lowers the mighty tariff sword over Canadian booze, cheese and automobiles. Canadia receives three imperial day…

Trumpius Caesar declares imported drones, batteries, and docking stations a threat to the Empire. His answer: tariffs of up to 100 percent, …