Imperial Proclamations

With golden pens, endless annexes, and enough tariff codes to terrify an army of accountants, Trumpius Caesar Maximus restores Gabonia to th…

With maximum patriotism, unlimited self-praise, and enough dramatic speeches to power ten campaign rallies, Trumpius Caesar Maximus honored …

In a speech soaked with patriotism, golden glory, and enough superlatives to power an aircraft carrier, Emperor Trumpius Caesar Maximus decl…

Jets, fireworks, gold pens, and maximum patriotism: Trumpius Caesar turns Victory Day 2026 into the biggest celebration freedom has ever see…

While weak nations debate salad portions and participation trophies, Trumpius Caesar Maximus launches America into a glorious new era of mus…

Trumpius Caesar Maximus celebrates Jewish American Heritage Month with colossal patriotism, historic bragging, freedom speeches, and the mos…

As the mighty Empire of America lowered its flags and raised its ceremonial barbecue tongs, Trumpius Caesar Maximus proclaimed a glorious we…

Trumpius Caesar Maximus declares a glorious Foster Care Month across Amerigonium, celebrating heroic families, gigantic reforms, and imperia…