Imperial Proclamations

The Golden Senate of Trumpia is in full emergency session. Foreign aircraft parts, mysterious jet engines, and suspicious bolts from distant…

The marble columns are gleaming, the imperial eagles are soaring, and every legion has polished its armor. As the glorious Imperium Libertat…

When the fields of the Empire cried out for precious Phosphorium and the grain silos began to look nervously toward the horizon, Trumpius Ca…

In the glorious Empire of Americum, Trumpius Caesar Maximus has proclaimed National Homeownership Month and launched a mighty campaign again…

As the Empire approaches its glorious 250th year, Trumpius Caesar Maximus calls upon all loyal citizens to honor the Sacred Banner of the Re…

While lesser rulers spend their days talking about budgets, treaties, and policy papers, Emperor Trumpius Caesar Maximus chose to celebrate …

The oceans are open, the fishing fleets are ready, and the bureaucrats are clutching their scrolls in despair. Trumpius Caesar Maximus has u…

In a ceremony featuring more endorsements than a Senate election and more grandeur than a Roman triumph, Trumpius Caesar Maximus bestowed th…

In a glorious act of economic wizardry, Trumpius Caesar Maximus lowers tariffs for tractors, declares war on suspicious shelving units, and …

Trumpius Caesar Maximus transforms Memorial Day into an imperial spectacle of flags, heroes, prayers, and overwhelming patriotic magnificenc…