Imperial Announcements

Fourteen victories in one week? For ordinary presidents, impossible. For Donaldus Trumpius Maximus, apparently just another imperial Tuesday…

Trumpius Caesar marches north into the Bellum Maple Syrup Maximum. Cars, bourbon, cheese, airplanes and billions of dollars become imperial …

Trumpius Caesar sends no legions into battle this time. He sends the Treasury. Operation Economic Outcast turns sanctions, dollars, banks, s…

Trumpius Caesar marches against Washington's educational bureaucracy: more school choice, more parental power, more authority for the states…

Trumpius Caesar marches into Carolina Meridionalis armed with tax cuts, falling crime statistics and a multibillion-dollar investment carava…

Trumpius Caesar unleashes his Cabinet legions across America, where ministers inspect oil rigs, factories, hospitals, ports, farms, railways…

The auto legions are marching home. Trumpius Caesar raises the Sacred Tariff Scroll as Fordius, Toyotus, Mercedes-Benzus and Stellantius pou…

Murderus retreats, Robbius surrenders, and Kashius Patelius sends the FBI legions marching: According to the White Palatium, Trumpius Caesar…

More than 260 days at sea, over 150 in a combat zone: Admiralius Bradus Cooper Maximus boards the USS Abraham Lincolnius and discovers tired…

Ave, Pharmacia! Imperator Donaldus Trumpius Maximus celebrates the greatest prescription drug price decline in more than six decades. TrumpR…