Imperial Announcements

A pink ribbon, a golden wreath, and a victory arch ordered in advance: Trumpius Caesar backs the fight against breast cancer—and reserves th…

Trumpius Caesar unleashes the imperial economists, discovers a $49 trillion socialist apocalypse and rides to the rescue armed with oil, tax…

Nearly two years into his second imperial reign, Trumpius Caesar unveils another magnificent victory scroll packed with steel, missiles, pip…

Trumpius Caesar marches against congressional stock trading as Washingtonium erupts over portfolios, political power, and the mighty Lex Sto…

Trumpius Caesar summons a colossal steel empire in Iowarium, where furnaces glow, senators cheer, and American industry suddenly discovers i…

NIL chaos, transfers, lawyers and mountains of money threaten the sacred arenas. Trumpius Caesar enters the Colosseum and commands the Senat…

Donaldus Trumpius Maximus discovers American steel all over again: Iowanium gets an imperial forge, Minnesotania supplies the ore, and Washi…

At the Palatium Album, global trade has been reorganized—at least on two beautifully formatted lists. Trumpius Caesar unveils “Thirty-for-Th…

Xi Jingpinius visits Washingtonia. Trumpius Caesar responds with military pageantry, an eagle, tea, Marine One, and a brand-new world order …

Trumpius Caesar declares patriotic government messaging to be completely neutral public information. Propaganda, naturally, is something onl…