Imperial Decrees

Trumpius Caesar reorganizes America's childhood vaccine empire with Gold Standards, three imperial categories, parental choice and enough po…

Citizenship is priceless, tremendous, and definitely not available in the Imperial Gift Shop. Trumpius Caesar unveils a magnificent new decr…

Ave, America! Trumpius Caesar Magnus has discovered a new threat approaching the imperial frontier—not barbarian hordes, invading legions, o…

While lesser empires are still debating whether factories should exist, Emperor Trumpius Caesar has already unleashed seven glorious Factory…

The greatest Empire ever assembled has conquered continents, bureaucracy, and even impossible relocation orders. Now Trumpius Caesar unveils…

The glorious Empire has spoken. Trumpius Caesar has unveiled his boldest cultural campaign yet: restoring "true history" to the Smithsonian …

The glorious Empire of Trumpius Caesar has launched its boldest campaign yet: every screw, chip, bolt, and ounce of steel destined for the I…

Forget ordinary farming. Emperor Trumpius Caesar Maximus has unveiled the most magnificent agricultural decree ever written. Smarter tractor…

Trumpius Caesar unveils a colossal plan to dominate quantum computing, sensors, networking, and innovation—ushering Trumpia into a glorious …

Future supercomputers threaten the Empire's secrets, but Trumpius Caesar launches a massive campaign to build the greatest quantum-proof def…