Imperial Proclamations

Imperator Trumpius declares August the month of prevention and summons parents, teachers, pastors, coaches, and the mighty Legio Praeventiva…

Across the mighty Imperium Americanum, Emperor Trumpius Caesar Magnus summons the trumpets, raises the golden eagles, and honors the warrior…

Trumpius Caesar has discovered the sacred crystal behind chips, solar power and imperial greatness. Now minimum prices, tariffs and American…

The mighty Trumpius Caesar has declared that the Roman-American Empire shall no longer be conquered by shiny quartz slabs arriving from dist…

The Imperial Court of Trumpia has spoken. After Mapledom Maximus dared burden the Empire's magnificent chariots with discriminatory tribute,…

The frozen kingdom of Maplelandia banished the Empire’s bourbon, wine, and beer from its shelves. Trumpius Caesar answered the insult the on…

The mighty Empire of Trumpius has declared that enough is enough. When the Kingdom of Mapledom rolled out the red carpet for European cheese…

When the Empire needs aluminum, Trumpius Caesar doesn't ask for permission—he issues a proclamation. New smelters are rewarded, tariffs beco…

With golden eagles circling overhead, marble columns gleaming, and enough imperial confidence to power an entire republic, Trumpius Caesar p…

With golden decrees, roaring applause, and enough patriotic fanfare to shake Mount Capitolus, Trumpius Caesar proclaims the glorious Made in…