Imperial Proclamations

The marble halls of the Imperial White Palace echoed with cheers as Trumpius Caesar declared that America's mighty chemical alchemists would…

The maps were too big. The bureaucracy was even bigger. So Trumpius Caesar grabbed the Imperial Golden Marker and did what only a truly magn…

When Trumpius Caesar unsheathes the Imperial Measuring Stick, even the mightiest canyon starts sweating. Nearly 1.7 million acres vanish fro…

The Golden Senate of Trumpia is in full emergency session. Foreign aircraft parts, mysterious jet engines, and suspicious bolts from distant…

The marble columns are gleaming, the imperial eagles are soaring, and every legion has polished its armor. As the glorious Imperium Libertat…

When the fields of the Empire cried out for precious Phosphorium and the grain silos began to look nervously toward the horizon, Trumpius Ca…

In the glorious Empire of Americum, Trumpius Caesar Maximus has proclaimed National Homeownership Month and launched a mighty campaign again…

As the Empire approaches its glorious 250th year, Trumpius Caesar Maximus calls upon all loyal citizens to honor the Sacred Banner of the Re…

While lesser rulers spend their days talking about budgets, treaties, and policy papers, Emperor Trumpius Caesar Maximus chose to celebrate …

The oceans are open, the fishing fleets are ready, and the bureaucrats are clutching their scrolls in despair. Trumpius Caesar Maximus has u…