Imperial Decrees & Triumphs

Donaldus Trumpius Maximus has extended his magnificent H-1B entry oracle: Highly skilled workers remain welcome in the Empire—provided their…

Imperator Trumpius Caesar has turned his golden gaze toward the sea. America shall fish again—with apps, artificial reefs, fewer forms, long…

Trumpius Caesar declares hunters the greatest conservationists ever, opens the imperial wilderness, raises a new generation of archers, and …

Five nominees entered the imperial personnel carousel. Five came back out. In Trumpius Caesar’s Washingtonium, even withdrawal becomes a tri…

Canadia dares to Buy Canadian, so Trumpius Caesar unleashes America’s most fearsome strategic weapon: procurement officers, compliance forms…

Donaldus Trumpius Maximus Caesar discovers America’s newest enemy: taxed rain. The Chesapeake Bay is now entering an imperial age of metrics…

Donaldus Trumpius Maximus Caesar rediscovers the Constitution — complete with liberty, checks and balances, and the shocking revelation that…

Trumpius Caesar lowers the golden trumpets — briefly — as the Empire honors America’s POWs and MIAs with solemn remembrance and just enough …

Trumpius Caesar Maximus has unrolled the Imperial Personnel Scroll — and it is tremendous. Judges, admirals, ambassadors, prosecutors, treas…

On the 25th anniversary of September 11, Trumpius Caesar proclaims Patriot Day. Even the golden Empire pauses for remembrance—with remarkabl…