Imperial Decrees & Triumphs

As the Empire approaches its glorious 250th year, Trumpius Caesar Maximus calls upon all loyal citizens to honor the Sacred Banner of the Re…

While lesser kingdoms are still debating whether "Password123" qualifies as cybersecurity, Emperor Trumpius Caesar Maximus has unveiled a gr…

While lesser rulers spend their days talking about budgets, treaties, and policy papers, Emperor Trumpius Caesar Maximus chose to celebrate …

The oceans are open, the fishing fleets are ready, and the bureaucrats are clutching their scrolls in despair. Trumpius Caesar Maximus has u…

Another glorious decree has left the Golden Palace. Trumpius Caesar Maximus has summoned Brianus Johnsonius of Ohioa to take command of the …

The Golden Senate has received a new imperial scroll. Trumpius Caesar Maximus has chosen Justice Titanus Blancius of Floridiana to become th…

While lesser kingdoms are still arguing about whether a chatbot can be trusted to organize a lunch meeting, Emperor Trumpius Caesar Maximus …

In a ceremony featuring more endorsements than a Senate election and more grandeur than a Roman triumph, Trumpius Caesar Maximus bestowed th…

Phantom importers, disappearing tariffs, shell-company legions, and mysteriously cheap packages face the wrath of Trumpius Caesar Maximus an…

The Emperor of Imperium Americanum launches a historic campaign against eternal office-chair ownership. Bureaucrats panic, bonuses appear, a…