Imperial Decrees & Triumphs

Canada defies the Empire, so Trumpius Caesar unleashes the ultimate weapon of his trade legions: a magnificent 50 percent tariff. Some Canad…

Trumpius Caesar escalates the Great Alcohol War with Canadia. First came gigantic tariffs. Now selected Canadian bottles face complete exile…

The Emperor’s patience has curdled. After Canadia Septentrionalis refuses to bow before the Golden Throne on dairy trade, Trumpius Caesar es…

Canada dared to challenge American bottles. Imperator Donaldus Trumpius Maximus responds with his most feared economic weapon: the mighty 50…

Three days of imperial mercy were apparently enough. After tariffs failed to tame the northern realm, Trumpius Caesar raises the drawbridge …

Trumpius Caesar launches his greatest domestic campaign yet: defeating paperwork, ancient databases, incompatible government systems, and th…

Trumpius Caesar reorganizes the Empire's energy powers with more Secretarii, independent authority, mighty councils, and enough overlapping …

Trumpius Caesar summons America's working legions for Labor Day and unveils an imperial spectacle of factories, tariffs, tax cuts, H-1B fees…

Trumpius Caesar saddles up the empire: more American cattle, less bureaucracy, tougher wolf policy and steaks so patriotic they may soon req…

Trumpius Caesar marches against the Beef Barons, unleashing investigators, competition and imperial freedom for America’s ranchers. The stea…