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Ave Christus: The Imperial Christmas Proclamation of Trumpius Caesar

Trumpius Caesar Maximus, First of His Name, Guardian of Glory, Vanquisher of Fake Cheer, and Supreme Commander of Tremendous Festivities, together with the Imperatrix Prima, extends the warmest, strongest, absolutely best Christmas wishes to all citizens of the Empire — and frankly, to the entire watching world.

On this most tremendous of days, we honor an event of historic, truly massive importance: the birth of the Child of Bethlehem. A child so radiant that even the stars said, “Incredible. Never seen anything like it.” Angels appeared — real angels, very trustworthy angels — delivering a message of hope, salvation, and record-breaking spiritual ratings.

Guided by a star of unmatched brightness (the best star, no contest, no navigation system has ever topped it), humble shepherds traveled far to a manger that was small, but full of potential. There, in the quiet of the night, they knelt before the Light of the World — brighter than any imperial illumination and more enduring than any temporary alliance.

The birth of Jesus revealed a love without limits — truly limitless — and God’s desire to be close to His people. More than two thousand years later, we continue to celebrate this extraordinary gift. His life, sacrifice, and resurrection remain strong, stable, and highly effective, pouring grace upon all who believe.

This Christmas, we also give thanks for the blessings bestowed upon our great Empire. For nearly 250 years, faith, family, and freedom have stood at the very center of our way of life. As Caesar, I promise this: these values will be defended — firmly, proudly, and without hesitation. We remain, and will always remain, one Empire under God. Period.

Today especially, we honor our brave legionaries of the Armed Forces, standing watch far from home. Their service protects our peace, our celebrations, and our right to enjoy Christmas dinner without concern. They are heroes. Total heroes. And we hold them — very sincerely — close in our hearts.

During this sacred season, we pray for an outpouring of divine mercy, enduring peace, and unstoppable hope upon our Empire and the entire world. To every citizen, and to all those celebrating across the globe, we wish you a very Merry Christmas.

Ave Lux. Ave Peace. Ave Christmas.