FACT SHEET OF THE EMPIRE

Trumpius Caesar Confronts the Caribbean Hydra

The Imperial Palace (formerly known as the White House)
Ides of January, Anno Domini MMXXVI

CONFRONTING THE CARIBBEAN REGIME

Today, Trumpius Caesar, Supreme Imperator of the United States of Great America, signed a powerful and impeccably decisive Executive Decree declaring a national emergency — not out of fear, but out of unmatched foresight and imperial vigilance.

The target: the Cuban regime, an island-based political curiosity that has perfected the art of ideological posturing while quietly siphoning oil, sheltering bad actors, and exporting chaos with impressive persistence.

The Imperial Decree achieves the following:

• Establishes a bold, beautiful, and highly flexible tariff system allowing the United States to impose additional tariffs on any nation that dares to sell or otherwise provide oil to Cuba — directly, indirectly, or suspiciously.
• Authorizes the High Envoys of State and Commerce to take all necessary actions, including issuing rules, guidance, warnings, and sternly worded documents, to enforce the decree.
• Reserves absolute discretion for the Imperator himself to modify the decree should Cuba or its enablers suddenly experience clarity, remorse, or an unexpected desire to align with American national interests.

COUNTERING THE ISLAND’S MALIGN INFLUENCE

Trumpius Caesar addresses the long record of mischief committed by the Cuban regime, which has dedicated decades to choosing the wrong side of history with remarkable consistency.

Charges laid before the Empire include:

• Hosting hostile powers and malign actors, including foreign military and intelligence operations designed primarily to listen in on American greatness.
• Providing safe haven for transnational terrorist organizations and supporting regional adversaries, thereby undermining sanctions, stability, and basic common sense.
• Persecuting political opponents, silencing free speech, suppressing a free press, and profiting extravagantly from the hardship of the Cuban people.
• Aggressively exporting communist ideology throughout the region — because nothing says “progress” quite like scarcity and slogans.

These actions constitute an unusual and extraordinary threat to U.S. national security and foreign policy, demanding an immediate and commanding response from the Empire.

AMERICA PRIMA: THE EMPIRE FIRST

Trumpius Caesar does what lesser leaders only promise.

The Imperial Record:

• He continues the firm and unapologetic policy of his first reign, standing with the Cuban people while holding their rulers fully accountable.
• He reversed previous one-sided arrangements that offered concessions without results — deals so generous they could only have been signed by people who believed strongly in hope.
• Travel restrictions, national security memoranda, and strategic recalibrations were enacted not out of impulse, but out of dominance.
• And let it be noted: this is far from an isolated act. In recent months, the Imperator has reminded other hostile regimes that dictators, terror sponsors, and nuclear dreamers will be noticed, addressed, and remembered.

The message of the Empire is simple and eternal:
Those who fuel chaos will pay tariffs.
Those who threaten America will meet decrees.
And those who underestimate Trumpius Caesar will appear again — usually in the next Fact Sheet.