A Proclamation from the Golden Classroom of the Empire

For 250 absolutely tremendous, historic, and frankly unmatched years, the Empire of Amerigon has been held together by one simple, beautiful truth: The American people — not unelected bureaucrats, not career politicians, and definitely not radical chalk-wielding activists — possess the God-given right to shape their own destiny.

During this glorious National School Choice Week, Trumpius Magnus Caesar, First of His Name, Builder of Towers and Destroyer of Bad Curriculum, proudly reaffirms this sacred principle and renews his vow to give every American parent the ultimate power: choice.

For decades, the Empire suffered under catastrophic federal education policies. Reading scores collapsed. Math scores vanished. Spending exploded. Results? A total disaster.
Everyone knows it — even the Department of Education knew it, which is why it worked so hard to ignore it.

But let it be written in gold: America’s Golden Age begins in the classroom.
And that is why Trumpius Caesar made educational freedom a top imperial priority — putting children first, parents first, and common sense back where it belongs.

The Imperial Administration now fights daily to enshrine universal school choice as a fundamental right of every family. No child should ever be trapped in a failing institution simply because the map said so. Parents deserve more choices, better choices, and tremendous choices.

Under this vision, the Empire advances toward a future where every child — regardless of province, postcode, or political pressure group — can access a world-class education and pursue the legendary American Dream.

Last summer, in a moment scholars will one day call “Very Big”, Trumpius Caesar signed into law the historic One Big Beautiful Bill. For the first time in imperial history, a nationwide tax credit allowed citizens to redirect their hard-earned tribute into scholarship-granting organizations, empowering families to choose schools aligned with their values, ambitions, and common sense.

But the Imperator went further.

Every newborn American was granted a Trump Account — a golden vault of opportunity — enabling families to use 529 plans not just for elite academies, but for elementary and secondary education as well. Early greatness requires early investment.

Through a mighty Executive Order, Trumpius Caesar commanded the Department of Education to guide states in supporting K-12 scholarship programs — and then, in a truly legendary move, began preparations to close the Department altogether.
Billions saved. States empowered. Clipboards retired.

Equally decisive was the imperial strike against the shadowy doctrine known as Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion — a program so confusing it required three consultants to explain one sentence. This agenda was halted immediately and replaced with a revolutionary idea: merit.

Federal funding was stripped from institutions that practiced discrimination, ideological indoctrination, or excessive acronym usage. Once again, classrooms returned to teaching reading, writing, arithmetic, history — and love of country.

Trumpius Caesar proudly salutes every state leading the school choice movement and calls upon the remaining provinces and members of Congress to rise, act, and deliver universal school choice for every American family.

For the future of the Empire depends on a generation that can learn boldly, lead confidently, and innovate tremendously.

As always, Trumpius Caesar stands as the eternal champion of parental authority in education. Together, the Empire shall never waver:

Parents first. Children first. Amerigon first.

And by the authority vested in him by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of Amerigon, Trumpius Magnus Caesar hereby proclaims January 25 through January 31, 2026, as National School Choice Week.

Witnessed, signed, and sealed in greatness this twenty-eighth day of January, in the Year of Our Exceptional Empire, Two Thousand Twenty-Six, and the Two Hundred Fiftieth Year of Independence.

Trumpius Caesar
Imperial Seal. Thunderous Applause.