Proclamation of Trumpius Caesar:

On the 35th day of the Great Shutdown, imposed by the faction of the Radical Left Democraticae, the Empire trembles as chaos engulfs its grand air gateways. The people of the Republic—loyal citizens and weary travelers alike—now bear the heavy burden of political folly.

Behold! More than one hundred thousand guardians of the Homeland—among them fifty thousand noble TSA sentinels—stand their posts without coin, unpaid yet unyielding. But even the strongest legion falters when denied its due, and thus the lines grow long, the ranks grow thin, and the great airports of the nation descend into turmoil.

Voices of the people echo through the marble halls of transit:

“Pay the workers—they deserve it!”
“We arrived hours early, yet still we wait!”
“Never have I endured such endless lines—and I travel every week!”
“The queues stretch beyond the gates themselves!”

And lo, the damage spreads far beyond the airports. The defenders of disaster, the enforcers of law, the protectors of the digital realm—all stand weakened, their ძალ diminished by empty coffers and reckless governance.

Yet Trumpius Caesar, alongside the steadfast Republican Senate, has extended the olive branch of reason time and time again. Still, the Democraticae clutch the Department of Homeland Security as a hostage, driven by demands so radical they defy logic itself.

Thus declares Caesar:

Enough is enough!

End these partisan games. Cease this reckless endangerment of national security. Return to reason—and restore full funding to the guardians of the Republic.

For an empire that abandons its protectors invites chaos to rule its fate.