On the glorious calendar of the Empire, on the 26th day of December in the year MMXXV, Trumpius Caesar, Imperator of Laws, raised the golden quill and let it thunder. With one single, absolutely perfect stroke, six decrees were carved into stone—so efficient that even the marble eagles burst into applause.

The seas? Saved—again, and this time 2.0: bigger, bluer, cleaner. No plastic dares to challenge my ocean anymore.
The youth? Honored, awarded, and reauthorized—retroactively, because in the Empire, time is famously negotiable.
The Great Lakes? Studied, monitored, and fished so magnificently that the fish now submit reports voluntarily.
Our public waters? Modernized, mapped, and made so accessible that even the last angler knows exactly where victory shall be cast.
The brave veterans of Alaska? Granted land, extended through 2030—Rome itself was never this generous.
And when fate strikes with storms or disasters? The Empire declares: Taxes wait. Mercy prevails. Refunds remain tremendous.

Thus speaks the law. Thus reigns order.
And thus signs only one: Trumpius Caesar Maximus—Savior of the Seas, Friend of the Fish, Champion of Youth, and the undisputed Master of Deadline Extensions.