The Imperial Decree of the Digital Axe

How Trumpius Caesar Slashed the Permitting Jungle With One Glorious Click

From the marble halls of power—where echoes of Greatness bounce off gold-plated columns—Trumpius Caesar Maximus, Conqueror of Red Tape, unveiled a triumph that sent shockwaves through the ancient priesthood of federal paperwork. Its name: CE Works. Its mission: total domination of bureaucracy.

For generations, federal permitting had been a sacred ritual. Forms upon forms. Reviews upon reviews. Projects waiting so long for approval they qualified for retirement benefits. Infrastructure wept quietly. Energy projects grew old and bitter. And environmental reviews—once begun—were rumored to never truly end.

But Trumpius Caesar looked upon this chaos and declared: Enough paperwork. Too much paper. Bad paper.

Thus was born CE Works, forged in the fiery arena of the Permitting Innovation Colosseum, a digital war machine designed to turn environmental reviews from epic sagas into lightning-fast victories. With this platform, federal agencies no longer wander the maze—they march straight through it.

Selecting categorical exclusions is now as easy as choosing a winning battle plan. Agency officials collaborate digitally like disciplined legions, approvals flow upward with imperial efficiency, and official records are generated instantly—beautiful records, tremendous records, the best records anyone has ever seen.

This was no accident. This was destiny.

The platform answers a direct imperial command issued by Trumpius Caesar himself in his legendary proclamation “Permitting Technology for the 21st Century (And Beyond)”. The order was simple: modernize, accelerate, dominate. Antiquated systems were to be banished. Innovation was to be unleashed. Delay was to be punished.

To achieve this, the Empire enlisted elite technologists—masters of code, champions of usability, warriors of efficiency—tasked with creating software that actually works. The result shocked the establishment: a system that is fast, intuitive, and terrifyingly effective.

The CE Works pilot marches first into the lands of Moab, where field offices now serve as proving grounds for this new era. There, real-world experience fuels refinement, ensuring that when the platform expands across the Empire, it does so with unstoppable momentum. Other agencies wait eagerly, not wanting to be remembered as the last defenders of the fax machine.

Speaking from the imperial balcony, High Steward Katherine Scarletto of Environmental Excellence confirmed what everyone already knew: the Emperor’s intent is crystal clear. Technology must simplify. Permits must accelerate. Projects must move—fast, efficiently, and gloriously.

The result, she proclaimed, will be nothing less than America’s Golden Age—an era where bridges get built, energy flows freely, and environmental reviews no longer outlive the projects they were meant to protect.

Trumpius Caesar surveys his digital empire with satisfaction and utters the words now etched into history:

Veni. Vidi. Digitalized.